marcus

ramblings of a mad man

[b ❀ @replacemyblue]

saying my dog’s favourite words on a fake phone call

[Laur❦ @moonlitlupines]

fanfiction is not actually fanfiction if it is not written by an actual human being, a fan.

[Nico @ceruleannico]

Trying to start living in your late 20s is such a humiliation ritual. Kids half my age experienced more than I have, and have more skills than I do... I just can't believe it is feasible for me to ever catch up and live an actual life.

[baby genius @idiotfetus]

Take your pants off but keep your shirt on we’re fucking Winnie the Pooh style tonight

[kat @cheriexcherry]

Oldest Gen Zs are 29 years old btw. YES WE DO UNDERSTAND💀💀 Stop mistaking our generation for Gen Alphas... good fucking lord.

[nica 𝜗𝜚 @lesbihahnted]

actually, my favorite thing about agatha is that she's evil. like yeah, she has a tragic past that explains some of it, but a lot of the shit she does is simply because she wants to and she can. and my least favorite thing is that she wasn't evil enough. she should've been worse.

[ems @itsthatems]

baran saying this and trinity replying with “then why are your hands moving under my shirt” and baran kisses her more send tweet

[marcus @HowDoIStan]

@emirowanwrites 🫂

[marcus @HowDoIStan]

@barant0s i'm sorry for your loss

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Buried on page 30 of 'Sir' David Bellend's report into antisemitism in schools in the UK it explicitly says there hasn't been a rise in antisemitism, only in anti-Israel sentiment. Astonishingly fraudulent crisis/debate, all to shield a genocidal state

[marcus @HowDoIStan]

@hahn_my_pike ahh that's so cool

[marcus @HowDoIStan]

@Sage_and_Violet i do that so much 🥲 i'm 26 but either i'm confidently telling people i'm 27 or i'm still 25 😭

[Cllr Lauren Davison 🌹🍒🐆 @CllrDavison]

Did they care about politically neutrality when Nadine Dorries and Matt Hancock were lolloping about on ITV, for I’m a Celeb?

[elle 🥝 nw: criminal minds @kurinohinohi]

the kind of stuff trinity says to baran to get on her nerves

[anna 🌊 @hauntingnellie]

this being real footage from a bbc one doc and not ai is making me so happy

[marcus @HowDoIStan]

@midwestprincsss your brain is incredible

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Found a template

[rei 🌧️ loves joe locke @reiislocked]

agatha quickly shutting billy up before he unconsciously create something worse kills me so bad she was SICK of this kid's mind lmao

[eva @evgar_]

my babies!!