HowToBeALady

Pertending to be proper drives me insane!So These are things that happen that you shouldnt share.

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I can't get sex on tinder :(

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WAXING IS FOR PUSSIES

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@rustyrockets #brandx needs to re write this, THIS could change the world. http://t.co/WyFQN1O08X He could call it brand earth after himself

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VAGINAS WERNT MADE TO BE IN UNDERWEAR FREE YOUR VAGINAS, VAGINAS BE FREE

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Who wants to burn things with me on valentines day

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I just wish it was acceptable to show your vagina to friends to ask for advice. Fuck my lesbian gynaecologist #vagina

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I need a fake date #fluffer

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I enjoy being naked when no1s watching

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if I have to wax my gentials so should you, talk about a needle in a hay stack!

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Thrush like BURNSSSS

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I like porn. But not the rapey kind.

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I'm on my period.

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Scratching itchy thrush feels better than sex

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Had a happy Xmess?

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@LexieGoldberg @howtobealadyxxx @nanbrad @ccmacon different people different purposes. Hope you had a merry Xmas

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Shitting out Jesus and his 12 disciples

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Regrettably fucking someone does not mean you've been raped

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#Christmas be drunk responsibly