Lexie Goldberg

war damn

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@Pewdul_Says I mizz u

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

That awkward moment when my doctor is checking my balls during a physical and I run my fingers through her hair.

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@HowToBeALady1 Idk who u are, but @HowToBeALadyXXX is the only one I need around. Please delete yourself. #Shame @NanBrad @ccmacon

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@JLFLEM7 I didn't even know you still tweeted. I just got bored and rediscovered twitter, so hey there

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@AUChico this made me think of you. We might need to stop there this weekend!! #tacos4thesoul

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@ruthalin1191 fatass

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WAR DAMN GAMEDAY!!!

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@AUChico your twitter pic was a fantastic choice #ballers

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@ryaneal China town surprise, a red herring, and anorexia is a hard road. #mrGforever

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Test complete. Back to sleep! 😌💤☁🌙

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@katie_fenton no worries little one!

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@BadLilly4 I'm gonna go w all the above actually. You always have a snuggle buddy across the lot! I'm sure your nasty opossum will save u ⚡

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@BadLilly4 I'm shakin in my boots right about now ⚡🚒

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@ryaneal how are you sleeping?!?! Lightning just KABOOMBED like 3 times in EW!! You missed the hot firemen 🚒⚡☁

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The one night I go to bed early a huge storm comes out of nowhere and lightning strikes edge west. #aufiredepartment #breakerskills ☁⚡🚒☁⚡🚒

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@ryaneal not even a joke right there. #vroom=doom

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@AUChico just chowin down on that one and only doritos locos taco I ever had. Can we go back to taco bell soon? #getinmybelly

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@Pewdul_Says it's so painful. Please help me. Why couldn't we Tleast be in the same 8 am then I'd love coming to see your face... But no

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This 8am is already kicking my ass. #helpme #FUhdfs :((((( 😞

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Back to auburn I go!!