How To Survive NY

A novel. How To Survive New York On 3 Dates A Week follows the misadventures of 2 twenty-somethings who make surviving life in NYC an art form.

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It's OUT! The award-winning book, The Misadventures of Catie Bloom #PubDay #July12
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We can't wait for the release of this hilarious book! Here are the first 3 chapters #July12 https://t.co/uN1cOz2ige https://t.co/4h3YNgalid

[Brooke Stanton @HiBrookeStanton]

Here's a sneak-peek at the first 3 CHAPTERS of The Misadventures of Catie Bloom. Lucky You https://t.co/dlEebeb9mz

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2 WEEKS away! Come & celebrate at the launch party! Champagne & nibbles #July12 #CatieBloom https://t.co/q4tSuq87W5

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A love free sh*t! How about you? Here's a fun ebook giveaway (Crazy Little Thing) Woot! https://t.co/zosr5jVTX8 https://t.co/IVkTmgPKLj

[Brooke Stanton @HiBrookeStanton]

Another fun #AmazonGiveaway This time for an ebook of Crazy Little Thing (A Bell Harbor Novel): https://t.co/HC3ua5EJPF .@amazongiveaway

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Forget the 4 C's of diamonds, these nuggets are brilliant advice. https://t.co/Yg1wpCqIyK

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Achieve Your Dream of Best-Seller Status With These 4 C's by @Ken_dunn https://t.co/XcSlIqSYV8

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Happy #NaNoWriMo! What's your story?

[Lifehacker @lifehacker]

Become a better liar by creating a fake tell: https://t.co/nBx7oER1BE

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Leaves change colors in places other than Central Park. Here are five places to experience some Fall goodness. https://t.co/zWp1SBDzz0

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Off To The Orchard: 5 Great Places To Pick Apples Near NYC http://t.co/gidFA9ecZL

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Personally, I think YES, men SHOULD be encouraged to have their own opinions, as long as they are nice with it.

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#humpday haha!

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I'll need a thirty-foot toilet nearby. Just saying. https://t.co/tOPIhsLfaf

[Brokelyn @Brokelyn]

Eat this 30-pound burrito and you could win partial ownership of a Park Slope taqueria, you gluttonous monster http://t.co/mPWKxLwcKF

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"Damn it, Janet! I wanna screw." https://t.co/155UQD8TEE

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

Classic scary movies are screening outdoors all around the city this month! Here's the full schedule: http://t.co/JFX8k5YJsA

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I hate myself a little more every time I re-download Tinder.

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I watch West Wing & want to read @nytimes & be a productive citizen, then I switch to the #kardashians & want hair extensions & ankle boots

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Sound like my first apartment, except it was 300 sq/ft and a two bedroom. https://t.co/l7jCyvBIt7

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

New micro-apartments in Queens will squeeze a whopping three bedrooms into just 735 feet. http://t.co/9bMcMMoSKP

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How the Five "Love Languages" Can Help You Win at Relationships http://t.co/Tq10riIOmA

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It's that time of the year again, to go to Haunted Houses and get scared shitless! #halloween https://t.co/UIWrTTK0bc

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We Asked The Men: Can A Girl Be Bad In Bed And How Can She Be Better? http://t.co/tSbn1hnsBu #sex via @EliteDaily

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GOOD morning! https://t.co/VzomzoYuVQ

[Justin Simon @Bubs_Grubs]

Your mornings are about to get a whole lot easier...if you're a @dunkindonuts fan! http://t.co/hmwdSkyFnq

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Guilty! Of some of these... 25 people you see on the subway. http://t.co/CM8cCQNwda via @youtube #nyc #humor #sotrue