Bean Croomer (evil version)

aspiring ward of the state. someone, anyone give me a breakfast burrito. i’m an evil misanthropic economist now

[Bean Croomer (evil version) @HowYa_Ben]

how do we live in the same society with such brazenly disgusting people? i mean, this is the main media apparatus of the party that half of the US votes for… ugly and vile to its core, from top to bottom. should be legal to throw rocks at anybody who talks like this, jfc

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.

[Sam Sacks @SamSacks]

Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.

[David Hering @hering_david]

It would be funny if this turned out to be Thomas Pynchon

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Good Monkey morning

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

Getting Balogun off his red card just to look like we’ve never played before

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my uncle is a roly poly

[Jack @jackfromohio]

1st place at San Diego county fair

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize that in 100 years historians are going to use it as shorthand to summarize the whole era you're living through right now.

[Manu 🇵🇸 @Cocuto_]

Watching more movies so I can understand Minions & Monsters better

[iris! @irisketball]

lebron james has announced that he will be entering free agency. kawhi leonard has just been traded to the raptors for a midrange specialist small forward. the year, somehow, is 2026

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Wanted to get the vibe of going to Trump’s state fair but didn’t want to drive all the way to DC, so I just went and stood in an empty field.

[Bean Croomer (evil version) @HowYa_Ben]

small peas and not a lot that can surprise anymore, but daily reminder that even the most seemingly benign leaders within this admin are, at heart, vile fucking losers

[drew @ImNotOwned]

Update: Sean Duffy just used the word “libtards” in his opening remarks for the 250th

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this is the cover my copy has

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Janeese Lewis George @Janeese4DC]

It’s time to work together, to roll up our sleeves and achieve a better DC. 

Whether you voted for me or not, I am fighting for you.