HowToBeALondoner

How To Be a Londoner in an hour is a brand new comedy that will turn anyone into a real Londoner. IN AN HOUR!!
Catch our shows at the Camden Fringe Aug 2018!

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#London #Londoner #pub #londonpub #londonpint

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That feeling when it's your round at the pub and everyone switches from pints to double vodka tonics

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Welcome to London, I hope you like grey

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A true Londoner knows that this is a very important pole that MUST be protected from pedestrians and other forms of pavement congestion that's observant of traffic cones

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A true Londoner knows that snow in London in April is unexpected, but not surprising. What would we talk about if we didn't have the weather? 🙄🌨🤧
#wewouldtalkaboutbrexit

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A true Londoner knows that there is a special place in hell for people who ignore this rule 😈 #standontheright

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A true Londoner knows that this is what Jacob Rees Mogg crawls out from every morning

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A true Londoner knows that you'll find at least two John Grisham book in every free book exchange. It's the law.

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Every true Londoner knows that the actor playing Ed did not realise what the photo he was posing for advertised until he saw this billboard on EVERY underground station.

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Every true Londoner knows that every American tourist calls that London Bridge 😉

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Every true Londoner knows that at £3 a pint, they probably mean for water.

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@TfL #londontube #londonunderground

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Every true Londoner knows that "items" stands for "tourists"

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Thank you to everyone who has supported us during our @CamdenFringe stint especially the lovely people @TheHenChickens! We'll be #Londoning again soon! #Londonknocksyoursocksoff

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It is our #lastnight at the #camdenfringe @TheHenChickens but there is no need to be sad! We've still got some £10 tickets available for a show described as "chock-a-block full of hilarious titbits!"
https://t.co/ZsCt6ApSxr #London #Comedy #Fringe #theatre #SundayNight

[Catherine @Caatheerrine]

Had a great time last night seeing @How_To_London. Hats off to all. Have a great run!!! @EJWent #IsDaveOnTwitter? #CamdenFringe @TheHenChickens

[Venture Quest Productions @quest_venture]

Loved seeing @How_To_London last night, with the very funny Dave King! #CamdenFringe #LondonKnocksYourSocksOff @EJWent

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@quest_venture @EJWent Glad you enjoyed it!

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After our fab opening night, tonight we're back-How to be a Londoner in an Hour! 9pm @TheHenChickens
#Tube Etiquette to being #passiveaggressive via how to avoid paying rent- we''ve got it covered #FridayFeeling #londonislovinit #camdenfringe
Tix £10 - https://t.co/ZsCt6ApSxr

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Tonight!!! Let's do this! #CamdenFringe #HowToLondon

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Learn how to become a real-live-Londoner. In only an hour! It's that simple. @How_To_London begins its run @TheHenChickens tonight, 9pm.
#CamdenFringe
https://t.co/wUSWs2R5Tb