CøcaineKate00

not to be taken seriously.

[CøcaineKate00 @HowardHughes00]

@OfficialKito Y’all deadass questioning who the father is? This ain’t a job for Maury. This a job for common sense. That ain’t Travis Scott’s baby 🐸☕️

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

cuando están hablando mierda de mí pero todo es verdad

[x__x @bpdsins]

“i need to get out of here” and it’s my own body

[refrigerant r134a @raccoonoffender]

Long John Silver’s is genuinely white grandma pussy meat

[k @ysljennii]

me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch youtube.

[أمين @angrybIack]

stopped applying for jobs and decided to just catch a vibe

[✰Val🇬🇳🐝||🇵🇸 @seedsoldier11]

God watching a 5 year old girl that died of cancer burn in hell for not believing in him

[WORST FAG || SOON TO BE EMPLOYED ERA💋 ☼｡˚❀ * ꕤ @dangerousfaggg]

God: *sees gay couple* Hell.

Also god: *sees a woman getting gang raped and abused*
Him:

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

this year felt like i was a black woman in a tyler perry film

[Saint Sula @BelovedBaje]

Walking in the bar after a long week

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

undiagnosing myself #ImNormal

[Bonitto Bossa Nova @ericbonitto]

they’re calling the short rib from starbucks amelia earhart lung tissue on tiktok.

[tophia • spread kindness @tophiaslaydell]

starving child: *dying*

god: it’s part of my plan

two queer people: *falls in love*

god:

[mya ^_^ @sbnkook]

just checked my bank account and i actually have no choice but to die actually

[ale ꕤ @aleesftynet]

AND IT’S CALLED TWITTER

[ׄ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆☽◯☾｡ ☆ ﾟ｡ @blackclbration]

deus quando crianças foram traficadas e abusadas sexualmente na ilha Epstein

[most loved @bilmelnika]

doja… u were prancing your ass for racist white men you absolutely did something wrong😭

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Savannah Guthrie’s mom

[Elle ✡︎ 🏳️‍🌈🪏| DIGG OR DIE @EYESPRYDESHUT]

How chatting with people on dating apps feels like:

[Thick thighs pussy salad @totopelu69]

Dead and WRONG

[nana 🩷 @anaya9821]

I want $700 two bedroom apartments by February