Howard Lemon

Hello, I’m Howard Lemon. Proud American, Proud Father, and Proud Husband to one smokin’ hot wife! Practicing Contract Law nerd🤓! Gig ‘em, Aggies!

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Have a great Wednesday!!

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Took a criminal felony case bc I’m a broke ass nigga and my client said he wasn’t finna snitch. I said, nigga! is you retarded?? He was. Still got paid tho #BrandyOldFashioned #witchostupidahh

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DM me for my method. Serious inquiries only. #BrandyOldFashioned

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@ArthurMcHenryiv @BustahWagnah @BoJDuke14 @Clark_Addison @tom69tanks @RonnnieMallory @Horacespoon6799 Great choices! Does this give Tyler Dean official NACC BOTY (Beard of the Year) ?? #BrandyOldFashioned

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Dih

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Need to escape the matrix ASAP. Serious inquiries only HMU I’m working on something big. #BrandyOldFashioned

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Penismogged my inferior on the org chart at the urinal. Broke ass nigga #BrandyOldFashioned

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Timmy Thicc son or Gorlock the Destroyer daughter? #BrandyOldFashioned

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I will solve the Middle East. #BrandyOldFashioned

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@MichaelDLR666 Your wife needs to hop on this johnson immediately nigga! Great picture, Michael.

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Doing this on O block

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My whole life, I've been working endlessly for no result in a world built against me. It is all worth it in the end, when my hard work for the nation of Islam will give me 38 virgins in the Promised Land! Hope they look like my daughter's friends! #BrandyOldFashioned

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Calling in retarded to work today

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Happy Tuesday afternoon! 12 Old fashioneds in and counting and I’m ready to yell at minorities on the road on my way home to my hot ass wife #brandyoldfashioned #oldmanboner

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Feeling some major FOMO with all these Epstein files coming out. I thought all real niggas got the invite! #LANK

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Do they have #BlackFriday sales on hookers and blow? LANK #blessed #BrandyOldFashioned

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Now watch me whip! Now watch me Nae Nae!

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Wish I had a boner right now #DrunkAtWork #BrandyOldFashioned

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Jerkin my shit, straight up strokin my shit u feel me #fuck #BrandyOldFashioned

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As I slave away for work that doesn’t matter, I do so fully aware that I am a spoke on the wheel, a rat in the maze, a subject for an experiment.

Alas, it is still Friday. I will get shitfaced until my smokin hot wife denies me sex for the 4th time in a row. Can I get a hell yea