Michael de la Rosa

Lawyer. Husband. Satanist.

[Michael de la Rosa @MichaelDLR666]

Me at 24 learning it does more than just pee

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This is my paralegal, Toby. I just learned Tony is Black. I will be taking the day of Juneteenth off work to learn more about Black culture. Toby will still be required to come to the office, however.

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I am Michael de la Rosa. This is a picture of me. Posting this because I’m currently irate at my wife. Dumb cunt.

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Cum for supper today.

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Running over an entire family of four then going to court and pleading my case with “I’m just a boy”

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This is my law rival, Rickety Rob Roberts. I hate him so fucking much. What a tool.

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Michael de la Rosa

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I am Michael de la Rosa. My wife told me I looked handsome in this picture. I called her a pervert.

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My son, Escobar, was disrespectful to me during our dinner meal on Friday. He called me names like “scoundrel” and “rapscallion”. As a result, I flushed his birth certificate down the toilet.

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@HowardLemo29624 Hail Satan!

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This is my accountant, Naked Dave. He told me I didn’t have to pay taxes this year. Today, I got a warrant for my arrest for tax evasion. I will not be working with Naked Dave anymore.

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This is my best friend, Two Dollar Tony. I call him that because I traded him my first wife for two dollars. She contracted leukemia within months and passed away in 2015

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Danger is my middle name. Just kidding! It’s Abigail

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This is Rodney Dangerfield saying this, not me. My wife has been dead for many years. It was toads.

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I killed my wife

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I find the 67 trend entertaining, mostly because my shaman told me that’s the age I’ll be when I die. 67! 67!

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This is my AA sponsor, Derek the Fiend. He bought me some of that Ugandan kush when I graduated from rehab. We proceeded to burn down a Walmart. 4 people killed, 36 injured.

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This is my best friend, Ronald Pussy. He taught me how to play the violin when I was a boy. I haven’t seen him in years.

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I am Michael de la Rosa. Please follow me.

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The kids in middle school used to call me “Leaky Toilet.” They would poop on me and then I’d cum