Kev Howarth

Official Guinness World Record holder for the fastest marathon dribbling two basketballs. 03:50:26. Runner, photographer, Brittany owner & childminder.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

Spot the Traitor.
#TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK @the_traitors_

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@WightmanGeoff Of course! And good luck to Jake.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@WightmanGeoff Hi Geoff. If you're working the Copenhagen Half again this year, could you maybe mention the contingent from Petts Wood Runners for me? Should be 8 or 9 of them. I can't be there myself this year as I'm running the Richmond marathon.
Thanks
Kev
Men's Captain, PWR

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

...conveniently ignoring the first time we left and the second time we arrived!

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

We'll think twice before visiting Bromley @Tesco twice in one day again, because I don't want to have to contest a parking fine every time we do! Thanks to @HorizonParking and their shoddy systems that have fined us for the arrival of our first visit and departure of our second.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@AlexForsythBBC Are you still talking to your sister this morning?! 🤣

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Petts Wood Runners @PWRunners]

The sun is shining today! 🌞 It shines in October, too 😎.
The Petts Wood 10K.
Sunday 13th October 2024.
Our photography team will make you look cool even without the shades.
https://t.co/wHhXfbSm5f
@cpfunrunners @Orprunners @DartfordRR @DartfordHarrier @dulwichrunners

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

You incompetent clowns @MORETHAN! 🤡
Including your internal email conversations about not doing anything in the thread when you eventually (and far too late) respond to a customer! 🤦‍♂️

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

"Now put his home insurance up by 53%, even though he's never made a claim in his entire life!"
Are you having a ******* laugh, @MORETHAN
#ripoffbritain #insurancescam #insurance #insurancerenewal #takingthepiss

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@MORETHAN Too late.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@MORETHAN So I did that, and 6 days later it seems you're not even going to try. 53% hike. Take it or leave it. I've heard nothing from you, so you will lose my business. I have found a substantially cheaper quote.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

I've decided I don't want to read the book that Liz Truss has written, for the same reason that I wouldn't want to read a postcard from someone who burgled my house to pay for their holiday and left a turd in the fireplace.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

You really ought to be able to order the same 10.5UK trail shoe you've been buying for years and expect it to fit, even if they have tweaked the design a little. ☹️ @inov_8
They'll need to come back for a UK 10 @sportsshoes_com

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

Watch this. Please. ❤️

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

A cautionary tale about the perils of waking early and going for a jog.
#running #ukrunchat #parkrun #parkrunuk

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@boydie71 @London10K We had a very different experience of today, Micky. Well done on the PB 👏.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@London10K

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Utter shambles. That's all I should say. Except to apologise to the volunteer who was the straw that broke the camel's back. Tried to insist I take an XL shirt (because that's what it said on my emergency bib). I'm 60kg!
@LondonMarathon #vitality10k #shambles #pissupinbrewery

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

@lv You may as well have just sent me this, Charlie.

[Kev Howarth @HowarthKev]

No claims. No policy changes. And yet a 38% price rise! I shall be looking elsewhere @LV