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25 |Fresno state Alum | sometimes I’m funny 🫡

[brandon* @brndxix]

this will not change my opinion when i watch my qb throw a meatball sub over the middle of the field

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 9 Sundays.

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[Wiktor🐝🇵🇱 @WiktorSZN]

Haaland: “Let’s start a counter attack!”

Sorloth:

[mary @agustdfiIms]

haaland you are mexican now.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

[Jake. @YedIin]

dance now @pulisic

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

The silver lining about this Mexico team is that the young players are actually good and the next generation of players is looking bright for Mexico 🇲🇽

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[chuy 🇲🇽 @brahwha]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUB OUT QUIÑONES

[laura 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @1aurarose]

erling braut haaland wc 2026

[Asma' 🇵🇸 @Stfusj]

Brain is fried I thought this was Kylian Mbappe

[mari @fcmareee]

£2.5B squad running a underdog gimmick against a 17yr old and his 40yr old babysitter

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

The original GREEN GOBLIN mask for Raimi's SPIDER-MAN. I'll forever be bummed we didn't get to see Dafoe chew scenery in this. It's so cool and would have absolutely blown minds in 2002.

[Balota Romântico @balotaromantico]

Você jamais será esquecida Cabo Verde

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 OFFICIAL: MEXICO and FRANCE remain as the ONLY nations to win ALL FOUR of their 2026 World Cup matches in 90’ minutes.

The Mexican National Team is also the ONLY team that has won all of its games without conceding A SINGLE GOAL. 🏆✅