Ed Howells

Actor and closet optimist

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics.

RT if you agree.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

I've just received and vigorously declined an invitation to write a 'culinary guide' to Saudi Arabia, fully funded by the Saudi govt. It's a murderous, homophobic, misogynistic regime. I've been shocked by the willingness of various hospitality businesses to take their money 1/

[Sam Byrne @_SByrne]

Paradox with this England side is that we've only become a semi-final/final side because of Southgate, and he deserves all the respect in the world for it, but that that's now not enough with the talent we have.

Inevitably someone else's turn now but may still take a while. 🏆😓

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage said George Jones wouldn't be a part of Reform's campaign after calling a pride flag "degenerate" and comparing LGBT people to paedophiles

He is now at Reform's election party

[@harry_horton]

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

Just waking up? Here's a quick recap of the gonners...

@lewis_goodall | #GeneralElections2024

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

6 Chancellors in 6 years. 6 Health Secretaries in 5. 9 Education Secretaries in 9. If they were a Head Teacher, their school would be in Special Measures. If they ran a branch of a bank, they’d be under arrest. A disgraceful rabble unfit for office: take them away!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Think voting doesn't matter? The mayor who kept the beaches open in Jaws is STILL the mayor in Jaws 2. Don't make the same mistake as the people of Amity... #GeneralElection24

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

As Hugh Grant said “they destroyed our country, let’s destroy them”

This is how. Vote tactically.

Put the fuckers in third place (then prison).

https://t.co/0Anm9jKV85

[Charlie 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CharlieBrk2004]

For anyone who is still undecided, here’s what the last Labour government did. 🌹

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

As the Tories pander to the prejudices and hard-right agenda of Nigel Farage and his supporters, it’s become clear that what’s at stake in this election is nothing less than what it means to be British.

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[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Zero more sleeps. It's happening. Kick the bastards out.

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🇺🇸 We have it on v, v good authority that this is the video John Oliver watched to inspire his monologue on @LastWeekTonight:

#ThankYouTories

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

They'll tell you voting doesn't make a difference.

But it was a Labour Government that changed my life.

If you want change, vote for it on Thursday.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

"Don't forget"

14 years of Tory pain summed up in 41 seconds of pure fire.

This is like watching Bruce Banner become the Hulk for the first time.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Every Jessica Walter and Martin Mull interaction on Arrested Development was perfect.

Gene Parmesan forever.

RIP to the both of them.