HowlingBobby

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

My father trapped one of those mall kiosk salesmen back in '09. Built the cage himself. Fed it Taiwanese phone cases twice a week. Mean son of a bitch. Lived to be almost twelve.

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@Ch3f_3DP Hope you’re okay bud

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

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[3DArms @3DArms]

Pitt bulls are bad.

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@HowlingHelper @HowlingFrasier0 ????

[not pentriket @fakePentriket]

@HowlingKanye this just happened to me and it's like no your dad does not listen to black metal you dumb idiot girl. i know he doesn't. you didn't even listen

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

I spent twenty minutes trying to impress a girl with my taste in music only for her to say, "My dad loves these guys."

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@howlingbullfrog Thank you

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

King Of the Hill new season 9/10

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@howlingbullfrog @HowlingdeLion Thank you

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingdeLion got locked for 12 hours 😼

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

If this flag offends you? I’ll help ya pack!

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingFaucet What about me cuh

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingBateman2 @HowlingFaucet It was a woman so you were right

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

Downloading an app that lets me talk to the Japs directly, only to continually bring up WWII and attempt to guilt-trip them into showing me their naked bodies.

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingFaucet @HowlingBateman2

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Rewatching "Deadliest Warrior" and initiating sex with my girlfriend for completely unrelated reasons.

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingFaucet Nice edit pal

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingFaucet Yes you did

[HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

@HowlingFaucet Who said they’re women?