Le Thankfulposter

occasionally funny, currently pilgrim-maxxing

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

The funniest part of Forrest Gump is that he has the IQ of the average black American.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@sarrah_bellus So, to be clear, your idea of fighting the good fight is grown adults playing pretend like small children?

[Yuka-Chud @TakebaSweep]

Gentlemen, this is the board meeting manifest! What is the charge? Eating pussy? A succulent Chinese pussy? Get your hands off my graphics card!

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

Perfect

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

Dr. No Womb

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

Octobussy

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@Aliathewhite

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

DoorDash driver was captured on a woman’s Ring camera digging in her pants while delivering her food. The woman says she threw the food away and will not be using food delivery services again.

[DIRTY BLOND @blondemantis]

221 days until Summer ☀️ 🏝️

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

"Oh, hey. They're finally awake."

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@m4s_rjxx2ZIllI7 @memeticsisyphus

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@Justine_Brooke @memeticsisyphus Your every response is an L holy shit LMAO

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@TakebaSweep Good morning, Yuka-Chud!

[marauder @Murauder66613]

@Aliathewhite Nons always find a way to take something that is otherwise harmless and make it annoying harmful to those around them.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@RefinedPopulist I was Tim and I learned this way too late in life.

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

This is simply not true.

According to Mercer’s 2026 compensation survey, the average promotion comes after three years and with an 8.7% raise. The average job-hop comes at eighteen months and with a 4.8% raise.

Two employees start at $100,000:
> Tim: Stays loyal, earns an 8.7% promotion raise every 3 years.
> Harry: Changes jobs every 18 months, securing a 4.8% raise each time.

After 10 years:
> Tim: $128,437 salary; $1,109,007 earned
> Harry: $132,485 salary; $1,147,651 earned

Harry the job-hopper comes out ahead by every metric.

And that’s assuming Tim actually gets those promotions. He could spend years busting his ass only to be passed over or denied a meaningful raise. Frankly, he’s probably more likely to get laid off because some consultant decided he’s too expensive than he is to receive three consecutive promotions.

Corporate America spent 50 years loudly proclaiming that loyalty is for suckers. Anyone who believes their nonsense propaganda now deserves their fate.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@unusual_whales This is demonstrably false.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@SnowMed34 I went through a phase where I was all about Queen but I liked their weird shit like The Prophet's Song

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

All US politics can be derived from this choice

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@RuthlessVoice @WhiteGirl_FL There is something you can't do.

Be White.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@WORLDSTAR She apologized?

Support withdrawn.

[Le Thankfulposter @HowlingShitpost]

@6mmARCguy @DissidentSoaps @Mountain_Troll_ You could join the masons. They have real swords