Oswaldo Sanchez

I go by Waldo, yeah you found me!

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

I really like when I’m out in public and see someone getting that goofy ass grin while looking at their phone because they clearly just got a message from someone the love. It’s a special kind of joy

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Give ya 8 if it’s lukewarm, 9 if it still hot. 10 just flexin 🙄

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Nah, she’s not turtle enough for the turtle club 🐢

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Shoulda read the fine print on my contract boo 💅

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@dvnielsdead It’s been marinating 🤤

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Can I get that snap tho? 😏

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

First day of fall in Chicago really came and said it’s ✨cuddle season✨ this year 🥶

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@naggydaddys Why isn’t your face faded into the center of that chest area? Doesn’t feel full 90s to me…

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 😏

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 And they say romance only exists in movies

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@naggydaddys Have you tried changing your name to “The stock market” on Venmo?

[Dr. Mona Masood, DO @ShrinkRapping]

Mental health stigma be like “it’s ok to not be ok” but make sure it’s on your time off and it doesn’t affect your productivity and you really make up for the inconvenience it created for others and…

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Those words of wisdom are timeless!

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Hey now, Baloo said it best. All you really need are those simple bear necessities 🎶

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 😏

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

Guy on the train pulled out a bottle of Febreze from his bag and sprayed it to get rid of the smoke smell. Absolute genius

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@naggydaddys This seems much too specific to not be a prophecy. I will prepare the bird seed for our new avian overlords

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

I ain’t no Olive Garden!

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@corkycarman117 Did you add the flavor packet?

[Oswaldo Sanchez @HowsWaldo]

@sarah_porterrr Wait, I’ve always called it jump roping? Which one is it?