Matt Hoyle

Leeds/Wales, live in neither. Eternally clueless. Amateur nerd, professional procrastinator and some kind of nocturnal lunatic.

[Marti @VirtuallyMarti]

Holy national phone alarm batman good grief

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@JoeMerrick @SerebiiNet Been a while since I played USUM but something in the Pokedex Hub doesn't feel right.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@shadymoove Honestly the decks feel far too strong to do much deck building even just trying to work in any Trainers or extra copies of Pokemon. Noticing that no one in the room is using the full half an hour or asking for extra Energy types. It just doesn’t feel the same.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@TordReklev @PSAcard Got to get in on this. @thegarnetto @HoshikoshiVT @JoeOP2

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@nocontextfm1 Those are rookie numbers because FM12 was a perfectly balanced game with no flaws in the match engine at all.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@TrustYourPilot1 No chance it'll do anything about Noivern being broken? On two random occasions this happened, reducing hand size by 1 enabled the attack button but the attack never went through, left my active in limbo, timed out my turn and left me unable to play the game.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@VirtuallyMarti @JoeMerrick 13 years... that one makes me feel old to a painful degree that I may never recover from. But having been there, it is incredible to see how far we've come in terms of what events look like.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@BirdKeeperToby Family member of a patient on Casualty who was kind of responsible for the injury and doesn't realise it and has to go through the introspection character arc in their 20 minutes of screen time.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@JoeMerrick 235 even with the one letter clue still has 2 answers that are possible but only one is accepted with no clear reason that it wouldn't be the other.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

Congratulations @XenoVGC, amazing to see you get the big win, well deserved!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Here's a clip from 2016...

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

Oh for fuck’s sake.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

@JoeMerrick You mean trauma, right? Are you ok?

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

I anticipate the next year to be about as bad.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

Ending 2023 as I started and spent the entirety of it, in both physical and emotional pain. Fuck this year with a rusty spike.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

Death by lack of surprise. #NintendoSwitch2023

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

I really don't think enough people are talking about how the bi-generation splits one set of clothes between the two Doctors and Ncuti got the underpants meaning Tennant had nothing on under his trousers. #DoctorWho

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

I really didn't expect at 30 to be smiling uncontrollably at a #DoctorWho scene featuring the Spice Girls. But here we are.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

Let's all just agree that Wilf is the best and Bernard Cribbins is loved very much forever.

[Matt Hoyle @Hoyle142]

I'm really just not a fan of horror in #DoctorWho, I'm sure people have plenty to say on the critical merits and will praise it to the edge of the universe, but I do not care for it at all.