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[Eoin Butler @eoinbutler]

WhatsApp exchange with my friends from 2019. I was watching Mayo lose to Dublin in the national league. Kobe would have been 11 years old. Today is like a dream for us. #mayogaa

[League of Ireland @LeagueofIreland]

Athlone Town lead!

[Uğur Aktan @uguraktan]

Şimdi size kan dondurucu bir bilgi vereyim.

İngiltere’nin Arjantin karşısında 66:05 - 84.42 arasındaki 18 dakika 37 saniyedeki isabetli pas sayısı sadece 2.

Bu iki isabetli pas da kaleci Jordan Pickford ile stoper John Stones'un aynı pozisyonda birbirleriyle paslaşması.

30 yıldır bilinçli olarak futbol izliyorum hayatımda ilk defa böyle bir şey gördüm. Mahalle maçında bile olamaz böyle bir şey. Acaba ben mi yanlış bakıyorum diye birkaç farklı siteyi bile inceledim hayatımda ilk defa. İnanılmaz bir şey.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Leo Messi completed 9 dribbles in the World Cup semis vs. England...

That's MORE than Cristiano Ronaldo's completed dribbles (8) in the last 4 World Cups COMBINED.

— @SofascoreLA

[🦄 @EzeEnthusiast]

22/23: 10 assists in the title run-in
23/24: 17 goals (pure clutch)
24/25: 19 G/A during an injury-riddled season
25/26: 18 G/A & the TITLE-WINNING GOAL vs WHU

£27m to bring the Premier League trophy back to North London after 22 years.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Planeta do Futebol 🌎 @futebol_info]

🇦🇷 Enrique Macaya Márquez, jornalista argentino de 92 anos, perguntou ao técnico Scaloni se Messi jogará contra a Jordânia neste sábado. Todos o aplaudiram.

A resposta de Scaloni: "Sinceramente é um prazer responder a uma pergunta sua. Leva 18 Copas do Mundo, é incrível. Lembro que quando eu jogava na Argentina o senhor já era uma eminência no jornalismo e hoje é ainda mais. Se outro me fizesse a pergunta, com certeza eu desviaria, mas por ser o senhor eu respondo. Messi vai ficar no banco amanhã. Parabéns, Enrique, e que aproveite a Copa do Mundo."

Depois, eles tiraram uma foto juntos.

🗞️ @Juezcentral
📸 Reprodução

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

Yes this is why Western Europe used to hang 1% of each generation

For centuries, every crime of any seriousness was a hanging offense, and generally these sentences were enforced

Over time, hanging all thieves/rapists/murderers/etc meant that such genres were plucked from the gene pool, and European civilization could, in the 18th and 19th centuries, focus on building great empires and cultivation of high civilization rather than on how to handle reducing recidivism amongst the petty criminals who make life unbearable

If you want a pleasant and cultured civilization, the path to that begins with the gallows and gibbet for the problem causing 1%

[Brett @utdBrett]

Messi's last ten World Cup games

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Shit & Missed out on the World Cup while Saka just won the Prem and is going to the World Cup

Crazy end to the debate

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

Nah this video has radicalised me AGAIN. People are so dishonest when it comes to Arsenal. Some of these decisions are egregious 😭😭😭

[Bill Edgar @BillEdgarTimes]

Liam Rosenior was sacked by Chelsea with 96% of his contract time remaining (74.5 months out of 78)

Still, he lasted 15,264 times longer than his Dad Leroy Rosenior at Torquay in 2007 (appointed 10 minutes before club takeover that ended his reign)

[Orm @orm0nde]

Wish I could go back in time to when I thought a jew just meant someone who always squared it when they were 2 on 1 with the keeper on FIFA

[皿 #LoloHive @thfcandrej]

how do you miss every single long ball