still left bing

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

I thought this loser said he would leave NYC.

Why are you still here, @stoolpresidente?

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

every time they try to make him look bad I'm like whoa. He's like the best guy

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

This guy watches football and eats cheese pizza for a living

[still left bing @HtownBing]

Yes but he struck out looking the RIGHT way with NO analytics or nerd shit, just pure ass like god intended.

[. @HalToHell]

Here’s YOU staring at three straight sliders down the middle in a tie game in the 9th inning and getting booed 😂😂😂

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

They finally got him. No coming back from this

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Yankees fans 20 years ago: "Man championships are great!"

Yankees fans now: "Man remember when we came back and won a regular season game 4 years ago to a team that swept us in the playoffs 3 months later after already beating us in the playoffs 3 times before that?"

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Maybe Billionaires don’t deserve to have a voice

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This looks like an abandoned theme park!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The United States is the only country in the World Cup without Universal Healthcare.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“People don’t realize $50 million is actually $0 when you’re a retard like me”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Team USA has six immigrants and over half the players have dual citizenship. If this Nazi administration got their way the team wouldn’t exist.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw