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💍❤ ayesha wadee

[ماجده جابر @majedajaber57]

رباه سلم اهلها 🤲😥🙏💔
#طوفان_الأقصى
#غزة_تتعرض_لعشرات_المجازر
#مشاري_العفاسي
@Alafasy

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a PARENT is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur.🦖

[‏‎﮼وائل﮼عبدالله﮼ادم 🎭 @wael_el_Talhi]

غِبتُ دهراً في المعاصي لم أجد إلا السرابا
كنتُ مغروراً بعمري أحسبُ الدنيا شبابا

يا إله الكونِ إني جئتُ أرجوكَ المتابا
فافتحِ الأبوابَ لي واجعلِ الدعاءَ مستجابا

وامحُ عني كلَّ وزرٍ واجعلِ السعيَ ثوابا
أنتَ ربي وملاذي حين يشتدُّ البلاء

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Marriage with babies and toddlers is less butterflies and fun dates and more “thank you for still loving me even when I’m overstimulated and acting like an insane person.”

[Mr Dlamini @Ant_089]

Waze will take you through the valley of the shadow of death just to shave off a mere 1min from your normal route.

[الفاتحة 📿 @houseofqahwa]

Introduction to the English Language by Sheikh Ali al-Tantawi

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Please respond to this email before 23rd December.”

Me, reading the email sometime mid-January:

[darkacademician @darkacademician]

this whole discourse is slightly

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or 2027, or never

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if stranger things was british it would be called bit odd innit

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

The year end fatigue that disappeared on Friday has returned today 😔

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning"
Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UTDBradleyCarl]

*Never bite a hand that feeds you*

Babies that have developed teeth:

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

this argument is so sophisticated i wish it had meaning

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

[Muna @Munalozy]

All the online courses I have taken so far.😭