Hubert Fatman

[Hubert Fatman @HubertFatman]

@fartrapist666 @bathcat The question isn't "how many legs have you counted?" It's "how many legs ARE there?"

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It arguably has two

[Rare Facts @rare__facts]

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

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Communists are literally not human

[linkshund @linkshund]

The western obsession with "beheading" as like, the bad kind of murder, as opposed to being blown up, drowned or shot with a gun, needs to be studied in a lab.

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@YouknowhowIdo9 @TheBrancaShow Those mass school shootings are extremely rare. It happens less than once a year. There were 11 in the 25 school years from 1997-98 to 2022-22

Menawhile, people get stabbed and shot in the streets by thugs every day

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@Imamkpy @TheBrancaShow This shows that whites are less likely to commit mass shootings. They make up 55% of shootings in that chart, but about 66% of the population. That's fewer mass shootings per capita than the general population

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@3strikezzz It's engagement bait. It shows the wrong fruit so people are tempted to correct it

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@juegosnoguey Tbh this applies to a huge portion of online Nazis. Especially in the Sneako and Myron Gaines circles. They think Hitler was a wholesome anti racist who wanted to unite blacks and whites

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@OnceChanning @zackpinsent Isn't that a portrait of Brontë on the right? Bonaparte on the left is far more attractive, anyway

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@toffee_32 @3xcalibaneur This probably applies to 50% of "femboys" on American social media too

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@BLTZ2894 @ThingBeak @OzzyAussieOtty That's called operationalizing a variable, which lets you test a conceptual variable that can't easily be measured. Basically every psychology study does this

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@Michaeldudufudu You should post some so we can chastise them in the name of Christ

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@ryan4149519835 I have some proclivities that fall under "safe horny," but I avoid talking about them publicly so I don't feed into gynozog

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@coaleater13 It's so fvcking christpilled

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@DynamicDodrio @genuinezebratom It's the "linking r" when the next word starts with a vowel

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Burnt peanut but sinister

[Bayrak Medya @bayrakmedya]

Aile üyeleri arasında şakacı kişiliğiyle tanınan bir genç, kurban kesimi sonrasında işkembe parçasını kafasına geçirerek oldukça ilginç bir maske tasarladı.

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@Littoria14 Tattoos are a decent way to tell who to avoid, but the problem is that every other person has them now

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@TheActualCrunch @hayasaka_aryan Yeah, it's a company doing illegal stuff and evading the law (although they've been fined and banned in some places). Companies do illegal stuff all the time, and that's obviously a bad thing. But how is that a conspiracy?

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@Oddzilla_yay @ShitpostRock2 You draw the line there but not at crocodile milk