Jacob Huffstetler

All I want is a little taco.

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

The parts we can’t tell, we carry them well. But that doesn’t mean they’re not heavy.
-Dear Evan Hansen

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

“Grief changes shape, but it never ends.” -Keanu Reeves

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@SeanMDennis

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Currently be persecuted by @NikkiHuff for drinking my kid’s juice boxes.

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

Apparently satan is cruising the neighborhoods of Bartlett.

[Memphis Football @MemphisFB]

Memphis Tigers WIN! 😤

#GoTigersGo | @autozone

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Apparently there’s an election or something going on. When do the real candidates show up?

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@SeanMDennis

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Tonight as two impossibly wealthy and senile old men argue on a global stage for absolutely no reason at all, remember: you, personally, will die alone and penniless and no one will visit your grave, much less bring flowers

Please continue enjoying Arby’s

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

@MattWalshBlog 🤷‍♂️

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@SeanMDennis

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How generous of @StateFarm to send me 43 cents in auto insurance relief due to the pandemic. 🤨

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

@A_Vass9 @NikkiHuff 🤷‍♂️

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

@A_Vass9 @NikkiHuff She would know if you told her...

[CNN @CNN]

An airline in Taiwan is introducing a special flight to nowhere to help satisfy its customers' travel itch.

Passengers will be flying on the "super popular" Hello Kitty Dream jet. https://t.co/MZFpn0CMP0

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

@SeanMDennis @USCPSC I feel like I can summon whatever grand forest creature I want. Can’t nobody tell me nothin.

[Jacob Huffstetler @Huff268]

Glad to finally be watching some baseball. I can’t see the crowd, but I can hear them so I figure we must have a field of dreams sort of situation going on here.

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It is what it is, til it ain’t. @MacMillerMemoir

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@jackdcoulson Wait, smoking causes cancer? Not these lungs. 😂