Derek Kohlhaas

CV 1990, LVC 1994

“Drive fast and take chances.”

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@SECcousinShane HVAC. He’d make a pretty good living too.

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@Jack_Brentnall Yeah because in the sports we like that’s incidental contact and no one even bats an eye.

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@PatsKam People would think I made it up if I used that word.

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@RedsDaily4 None of those would help with this ownership. So it’s on to football season.

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@OK_Breakdown I liked when we had 1 Thursday night college game and the rest were on Saturday. NFL stuck to Sunday and 1 Monday night game. It’s overkill. I used to watch teams I didn’t care about because it was the only game. Now unless it’s a big game or my team I don’t watch.

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@reddit_lies They think having police in the cities makes them safe….

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@tii_bag I had a boss that complained because I left right at 5 every day. “I noticed you leave every day right at 5.” I said “Did you notice that I’m the first person here every day?” Of course she didn’t, because I was always there before her by about half hour.

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@dannywoz @KonnorGLover Well nobody thinks of Pittsburgh other than their ballpark.

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@PitchToJohnny Recovering an onside kick and Oregon somehow being awarded the ball.

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@dannywoz @KonnorGLover Yeah because we all know the exact stats off the top of our heads. Fuck stick.

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@PitchToJohnny #2 is my favorite number, so Strait or Lamb.

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@PTSportsFix Empire Strikes Back, Strange Brew, Tommy Boy, Uncle Buck, Plains Trains & Automobiles, Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python Holy Grail, Star Wars New Hope(but we called it Star Wars).

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@PeelkingsRadio False

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@braves2430 FTP

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@NFL_DovKleiman That’s why most white guys don’t dance…

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@heykayadams @NASCAR This of course.

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@Kwen_C @TheKevinFielder We could understand the words in a NFL play call but still be lost.

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@CracraftFan I’m not rooting against my country but Da Bears.

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@gman5180 That’s a penitentiary from a sci fi movie.