Hugo Hippo

A laid back hippo living in London. Have been abandoned by my mother because she was too lazy to take me home in the rain, so now I am adventuring on my own

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@thelittledawg I hope I didn’t keep you up with my snoring!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@Sounie finally I am recognised for my good work!! But too late!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@aooleary I am still waiting for MOTHER to say whether I’m allowed a holiday this year after being rude to her

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@aooleary I will go to Colombia and lead the free hippos’ army!! Like Che Guava!!!

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@aooleary those sterilisers better not get between me and deep water!! Then I’ll show them!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

My new startup, Outsiders, will be based under the bridge. It’s perfect!!! I will be the ultimate Outsider!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

I’m not going to return to you mother!! I’m going to live under a bridge if this is how you treat me!!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

FRANK gets to work because his dad is COOL!!!

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It’s not fair!!

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And it’s all because of MOTHER!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

I have been told I have to leave my job!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

MOTHER!!!!!!!

[Pavlina Jane @pavlinajane]

Happy Friday! @Hugo_T_Hippo http://t.co/uHYUVvOvYi

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@quii #utopia !!

[Chris James bsky.app/profile/quii.dev @quii]

@hugo_t_hippo Then the real heroes, the real wealth creators; #startup #entrepeneurs can take their #visions forward quickly.

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@quii ha they will never do that because they are too slow and thick!! #lol

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

@quii like all stupid devs he probably takes a day to add a button to a website!! Give me strength!!

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

In local hippo-related news: http://t.co/CDCLTTf9m3

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

Stupid devs!! Anyone can implement an idea, it’s a lot harder to think of one!! #visionary #dreamer

[Hugo Hippo @Hugo_T_Hippo]

They just don’t understand my vision #nobodyunderstandsme