I’m always amazed by the disconnect between what we see in the news and the reality of the world around us. As my late friend Hans Rosling would say, we must fight the fear instinct that distorts our perspective: https://t.co/uQRofM4q2u
alright you INVERTEBRATS,
I- I’m gonna teach ya
H- how to do THE SPONGE! well, first you take your LEG and you stick it in the AIR & then you take the
O- OTHER one and jam it right up THERE! you twist yourself AROUND & give a great
b- big LUNGE! NOW you’re doin the SPONGE!
drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top
drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out