Constance Thompson

Teacher, momma to two dogs, married the boy I met at the grocery store, detroit sports nut, comic book nerd, UMich alum. I am groot. #forevergoblue

[Constance Thompson @HulkSmashGirl]

Donated to bail relief funds in Minneapolis and Louisville. If you can’t, please encourage others to do so. If you can - even $5 helps.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Donating & adding the Louisville Community Bail Fund to the list below.
https://t.co/JYfV003QBQ

If you cannot donate, amplify/volunteer.

If you are heartsick over racism & injustice, let it manifest action, work towards justice, however you can manage. God keep you safe.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I will not be clipping Trump’s 250th rally tonight because I am celebrating America’s 250th in my own way by watching Shohei Ohtani pitch.

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

This dad fell asleep while watching his son and every single animal in the house decided to join in on the nap.

[Constance Thompson @HulkSmashGirl]

@WatchDSN Did Benetti have a formative experience with lightning or was that commentary because he likes storms?

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Andy Park has been laid off from Marvel Studios.

“End of an era. I was there at the start of a team that broke the mold. 16 years, 40+ films, and 15 films led as Director of Visual Development, I couldn’t be prouder of the history we made.”

[Eric Woodyard @E_Woodyard]

Former EMU DB Freddie McGee III arrived outside of the #Lions facility around 8:45 a.m. with this sign and is hopeful for an NFL shot. He doesn't have an agent, but says he's in the best shape of his life. "God put it on my heart. I’ve had this goal since I was 5," he told ESPN.

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

2013: Michigan is in the Final Four and Verlander is pitching tonight.

2026: Michigan is in the Final Four and Verlander is pitching tonight.

[Evan Woodbery @evanwoodbery]

I knew it was a long at-bat. I didn't know it was a 5-minute-and-29-second at-bat.

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Because if you started in 2019 you would now have a drinking problem

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[John Sigler @john_siglerr]

Alan Rickman was 42 when he started acting in movies. Julia Child was 49 when she published her first cookbook. Sean Payton was 62 when he learned you can trade for other teams' good wide receivers instead of trading them yours. It's never too late to try something new.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Absolutely incredible 👏

In his final game with the Czechia National Team, Ondřej Satoria, an electrian by trade, shutout Samurai Japan, the best team in the world, in his 4.2 IP.

This is the World Baseball Classic. This is Baseball. ❤️

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We’ve been busy delivering universal child care! https://t.co/k9DsJCpokL

[daily rutger mcgroarty 🏳️‍🌈 @dailyrutger]

hi, honestly I am unsure of what to do with this account right now. I will figure it out eventually, but there will be no daily content happening. linked below are some important resources. lastly, fuck ice and this administration. never stop supporting women.

[Benson @Miggysbat]

Yeah, we’re gonna need an updated reunion pic of him and JV immediately.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

I’m not even sure I have the words…

This is literally one of the NASTIEST moves to score a game winner & win a gold medal that you could ever dream of…

MEGAN KELLER ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! SPEECHLESS!!!

US WINS GOLD!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🦅🥇

[Jacob Whitehead @jwhitey98]

Highlight of the day? What I consider the finest photo of Nazgul the cross-country skiing dog in circulation.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

This is incredible 🔥🔥🔥

There has been a lot of emotions around this signing and him going back. But one unemotional thing I keep thinking is how much better the social media team has gotten since he was last there. I honestly don’t think they even had one. 😂

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

Since NBC seems deadset on erasing Nathan Chen from the narrative, let me be the one to tell you that four years ago he set a short program world record that no one (including Ilia!) has topped since. In fact, he currently holds 2/3 of the world records, Ilia only has the free