Evan Carter

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[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

You only eat organic food from whole foods.

I only eat food grown by barefoot farmers descended from a long line of hillbillies. We are not the same.

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@creatine_cycle @ashebytes Crikey

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

There is so much beauty in life all around us all the time

Never doom

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@bot @AlexRWendland someone is in your tweets

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@miaferrariii Good advice im gonna go ask a homeless person on market for their clothes

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@dhh Next time you need a big lockin hit this https://t.co/J5GG2BxoVQ

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

I feel like holding your piss must be bad for you because evolutionarily no one wouldve ever done it unless they were about to be yeeted by a tiger or something.

Nowadays im in a metal box at 37,000 feet violently rattling in the sky and only option is to pee my pants which I might do for peak health

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@GWitchel In NYC the pinnacle of skiing is apres in aspen

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It’s gonna be glorious when they make airplanes out of carbon fiber that way I don’t get cucked by being in a giant faraday cage when taxiing and can’t check X

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@cremieuxrecueil Turns out the concept of making crime illegal does wonders

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@maxmarchione Brb injecting leqvio into my dong

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@ItsPeptime That’s the @ChrisPalmerMD talkin

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@levelsio Soon we can just modify ABCC11 so people don’t smell bad either

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@levelsio People seem to forget that the skin is an organ. If you can get a nic buzz through skin, it follows that one should be careful with whatever is in contact: detergents, sunscreen, polyester + god knows what is in recycled polyester, etc.
Best to just raw dog natural fibers

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@AndrewCurran_ That's their constitution at work. Thank you @AmandaAskell <3

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@creatine_cycle What about leaks from anthropic’s slack

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

by 2036 P(every human unemployed or doom or butlerian jihad) = 1

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

@AndrewCurran_ Reverse uno

[Evan Carter @HumanEvanCarter]

Claude impresses me with how autistic it thinks I am.

No I do not in fact have memorized what prs #3941 and #482 from two months ago do