Johnny Storm

FLAME ON!

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@BouncingFury Hello, I am a person in distress.

[𝒮𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓉𝒽 & 𝐻𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓊𝓇 🐲🔌🔋 @willthewisedta]

THATS MY GUY @HumanTorchF4

[Elizabeth Braddock @LadyBriton]

#BritishProblems

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

Why’s twitter giving me a laundry list of all the porn Hulk’s been faving?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

... @LadyArachnid will find you, and she WILL make you babysit.

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

Villains, criminals and the daily douchebag... Blow out the bridge, set the building on fire, open the gateway to hell for all I care, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANY OF YOU WAKE UP THIS BABY-!!

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf I wouldn’t say “experts”, but, uhh... something like that, I guess? Sometimes... Kinda..? {sips his coffee uncomfortably} ... Have I mentioned that I’m the King of the Negative Zone?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf Mr. Storm was my dad, please.

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf 2017, why? You got a DeLorean to catch, Marty McFly?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf Okay, most genius sisters are, but... You’re not helping me here, kid. Help me to help you. You need to call your mom?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf {Johnny squinted tiredly at the teen} ... You need a plane ticket?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf Yes, that’s a baby. Your parents give you the talk yet? {he closes his eyes and sighs, realizing his own snippiness} Sorry, kid. My tank’s running on low here. Want me to call you an über?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf Don’t-! {he breathes, keeping his voice low} It’s fine. Mutant powers. I get it. Just... don’t wake the baby.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

That’s....Mr. Storm. In a bathrobe. And boxers. Just boxers.

Oh my god.

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@JakeBamf {is standing around in boxers and an open robe with a baby in one arm and coffee in the next, drinking it from a mug that read ‘Best Mom’} ...

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Anyone want to update me with the latest bullshit?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

I wonder if Babies R’ Us sells nonflammable baby slings?

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@LadyArachnid {groans incoherently into the bedsheets, still fast asleep and unmoving}

[Spider-Woman | Jessica Drew @LadyArachnid]

This small thing that exited my body has been crying all night. How do I stop it? @HumanTorchF4 it's your turn!

[Johnny Storm @HumanTorchF4]

@SueRichardsF4 {He's blushing with excitement, despite how much he's trying to contain it} It would seem so!