Toad

✝️🐸Weird mom🌱🇺🇸

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@SkyTheViking @the_coral_lea @BuzzingPop I don't usually care about celebrity culture, but I weirdly know about them and am shipping them hard...so the kids say. Do they still say that? Lol

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@Rothbirdian Does goodwill count?

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@Corbienest I thought these were ticks. Could you imagine a tick dress?!?!

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@Seraphima94 @luinalaska "This is very much justified" because she tried to go to Chick fil a on a Sunday

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@ModesteSirri I loved getting my masters, but I do regret getting it. A lot of money spent for me to become a mom and decide that I would much rather be home raising my kids. Maybe I will use that degree one day, but until then, I will happily focus on being "mommy"

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@TheoVon My husband and I met in 5th grade band. We both played the saxophone...so maybe pick up an instrument?

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@farmingandJesus My dog was the most bigoted creature I have ever known, may he rest in peace.

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@FraserBerryFarm Oh man, they would hate the shower curtain I just ordered 🤣

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I have a family member who is trying to be an influencer...my goodness, these posts are insufferable

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@techhsiren I don't know what im having this go around, but my pregnancy with my daughter was a cake walk in comparison to this one. I swear, if I didnt start ballooning up, I would have never known I was pregnant.

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@awifeinlove Is it a Jack and Jill shower or ladies only? I would so be down but my husband would want to off himself

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@nm_webb @mrscruzumaki I haven't been in ages, but way back when, I feel like they made a cheese topped baguette. Is that a figment of my imagination? Lol

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@nm_webb @mrscruzumaki The ones with the cheese on top?!?!

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@ShitpostRock2 This is the best watch ever. I humbly request more color variants because my yellow one is the bees knees

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@lovinglyprolife Been there. You dont realize your "robability" until it happens, like soap and towels wouldn't have been my first choice but ok.

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@mrsdobbins_ My sister once told me she was worried she wouldn't get along with my infant daughter because their star signs were not compatible...

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@desertfigmama These are so cute on you!

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@joeroganhq @ForrestGalante

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@curtise3 Some might say its the pits...

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@curtise3 Oh you know you are in for it when the map looks like an avocado.