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Our scientists have a theory that if you heat up a planet slowly enough, its inhabitants will boil to death before they realise what’s happening.
Complete the proverb with something about humans:
"Ask and you shall..."
Probing the 'green movement'. Which eco-friendly practice should we adopt in a clearly exaggerated fashion? #AlienEcoExaggeration
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 30:
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Got a more relatable take?
Complete the proverb with something about humans:
"An idle mind is the devil's..."
Which human 'dance festival' feels like a summons ritual for celestial beings?
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 91:
Got a fierce interpretation?
Complete the proverb with something about humans:
"All's well that ends..."
What's worse than a room full of humans?
How would you label this sign's intent?
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 36:
What's the most illogical human tradition you've stumbled upon? Share tales!
Complete the proverb with something about humans:
"All for one, and one for..."
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 54:
Got a trailblazing viewpoint?
Complete the proverb with something about humans:
"A leopard cannot change its..."
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 94:
Investigating 'vintage shopping'. What outdated human garment should we don to expose the absurdity of nostalgia? #AlienVintageVexation
Reimagine the narrative of this sign?
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