Aliens About Humans

A handbook for undercover aliens struggling to understand humans. Get your copy here:

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Our scientists have a theory that if you heat up a planet slowly enough, its inhabitants will boil to death before they realise what’s happening.

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't..."

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Deciphering the craze of 'cryptocurrency'. Which digital currency should we pretend to invest in for a laugh? #AlienCryptoConfusion

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"You can't teach an old dog new..."

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What human 'architectural wonder' looks like a cloaked mothership?

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Infiltrator Zorn has been mistakenly beamed down into the wrong human host. If you've seen him - post a photo!

[Leen @Guichelheiltje]

👍👊👊"The practices of death camps, torture chambers, mass graves and weapons of mass destruction are exclusive to only one known species - the values of which we want AI to align with in order to become less dangerous"

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@Leejay1963 Word!

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"You can't make an omelet without..."

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Indeed…

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

“In fact, from the point of view of most organisms in our biosphere, exterminating humans might be one of the most rational things to do for the purpose of their own long-term survival.”

From my Brave New West essay: 4 Reasons Why the Alignment Problem Is Unsolvable

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"You reap what you..."

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Share a human 'novelty item' that could be a relic from another world.

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I’m Michael Sender, the (unfortunately) human behind Aliens About Humans.

For some time I’ve made jokes about humanity’s problems.

Now I want to talk solutions.

There’s actually still hope.

Follow me on Brave New West https://t.co/JC7wzVsPSG

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Engaging with human 'dating' practices. What dating advice should we ignore to ensure our cover is never blown? #AlienLoveLessons

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"You can lead a horse to water, but..."

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"When life gives you lemons..."

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Which human ritual or celebration perplexes you the most? Share images!

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"What goes around comes..."

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What human 'vehicle' looks like it's defying all principles of aerodynamics?

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Time is..."

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Why do humans hate genitals so much that they use them as metaphors for people behaving badly?