Humbabella

Everything all together makes some sense to me, but it is very hard to communicate that sense by talking about any individual thing.

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

La-Mulana 2 is easily looking to be one of the greatest games of all time.
https://t.co/maSbi5hFTu

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

Nanette by Hannah Gadsby on Netflix is the greatest standup I've ever seen. But it is not for the faint of heart. She will really hurt your feelings.

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

If any of my twitter "friends" want to become pokemon go "friends" I could use something to do with all these gifts

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

I've been laughing out loud about this every 15-20 minutes for a couple of hours now.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

It is heartbreaking to learn that the young man killed by the Austin bomber had been accepted to a prestigious music conservatory, but we should be careful about how this is framed. Even if he were a kid sticking his middle finger up on instagram he’d still be worthy of mourning.

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

I guess a lifetime of saying absurdities had robbed me of any credibility. /end

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

Last night I get home late and my 6-yo has something important to tell me, "Tomorrow is intn'l women's day." She's very happy. She tells me some boys in her class were asking why there is no intn'l men's day. /1

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

Now she's really losing it. I call in her mom and point to the screen and ask her to confirm this is real, this is not some elaborate ruse I've concocted. Mom checks the screen and validates reality of intn'l men's day. /4

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

I was tempted to write about this myself, but Neil Macdonald says most of what I would. Race-based jury selection and justice are incompatible: https://t.co/TGzY7uYhlp

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

Don't listen to them when they tell you to sit down and shut up. https://t.co/UbDIflWSz4

[alex @shitshowdotinfo]

everytime i read baudrillard i end up thinking about how this is probably the easiest to grasp example of hyperreality:

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

@cbcnews Minimum wage will cost jobs? Will you report that this was incorrect if it doesn't happen? https://t.co/3anVKSkuux

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

Getting to 2nd verse of Suzanne, thinking, "She won't understand this Jesus stuff, right?" #InappropriateBedtimeSongs

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

I've come up with a solution for American healthcare that I think everyone will be happy with. https://t.co/dVIyoJhWG6

[Humbabella @Humbabella]

@DeeJumbles At the very least go with, "I'm *your* ideal mate."

[Datuk Jahat Hensem @datukhensem]

At a job interview
Interviewer: Do you have experience with Microsoft Excel?
Me: Yes
Interviewer: Show me.
Me: Say no more.