Mark Humby

middle aged, permanently exhausted grumpy bloke. Prefers dogs to people.

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@laurenkimripley Obviously sour cream and onion. The rest are awful

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@supertanskiii I’m on night shifts this weekend and I was sound asleep. Scared the crap out of me

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@EnglishPost_II @dandouglas So now I have to check people genitals as they enter the toilet that my kids in.

Standing at the door asking to see peoples genitals isn’t normal behaviour

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

You have to be some kind of fucking moron to be this cross that your journey was delayed by a few seconds. The first part of this video you shouldn’t be overtaking anyway as you can’t see round the bend. Once you can see it’s clear it’s fine to be in the other lane 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob]

We need to talk about cyclists that take up the WHOLE fecking road....🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

I mean Dorset getting rid of Burns, Drax, Ellwood has been great too. Shame Christchurch couldn’t bin off Chope

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

What a pleasant way to end a night shift….

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

Vote cast.

#fuckthetories

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@JamesCleverly @Michael4MDNP Couldn’t you find anyone willing to open a door to either of you?!

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@Michael4MDNP I’d suggest you only say what you’re told to, desperate to be liked by the bosses. Like a puppet for the big boys.

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@Michael4MDNP Next time you post one of these you can include “retweeted lies about the number of police officers we’ve provided (because it ignored the ones we cut)” and “retweeted lies about labour putting taxes up”

Just stand down and do the community a favour

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@fabulucy The south west coast path?

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

It’s the end of the Tories as we know it (and I feel fine) - R.E.M. ft @swedemason

[Dr Andrew Meyerson @AndrewMeyerson]

Dear 🇬🇧,

After 190 years, let’s retire the Tories.

#SOSNHS #GE2024

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

My daughter just appeared with this written in the back of a @LEGOLANDWindsor receipt. Apparently she wants to go back to LEGOLAND over the Easter holidays

[GreenJJNews @GreenJJNews]

Given the choice between water bills going up £150 on average next year, or water companies failing @GreenJennyJones says "let them fail and we can buy them for 50p"

Shareholders have had £2bn a year since privatisation. We have got sewage in rivers.

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@greedyasapig11 @Michael4MDNP I didn’t say it was. I said he was shouting for votes from racists.

[Mark Humby @HumbyMark]

@C_arolin_e77 @Michael4MDNP 🤣🤣🤣🤣