Johnny Castle

Unhinged on occasion - Intrusive thoughts expert - Taco Bell VIP member - I’m the human equivalent of a typo - Welcome to the shit show

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

Her red flags 🚩 are big but her ASS is BIGGER! 😞

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

Such a shit network. Like, why TF do we even pay for gamepass!? We deserve compensation from a company worth 2.97 trillion.

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@XBOX Fix your servers! JFC. This is why no one takes you seriously, even w/ a new CEO. I’m so fucking tired of logging in during the evenings & have wishlists not load, the store not load, etc. & don’t tell me it’s my internet when downdetector shows multiple outages. #xboxdown

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@XBOXSupport Why TF do I even pay to have gamepass to play online when that shit is constantly ass!?

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@XBOXSupport Too late. My evening was ruined @XBOXSupport I’m now in bed. Multi-trillion dollar company and servers are worse than AOL dial up.

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@leafsnlifts Always. 🥹

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@leafsnlifts Can’t lie. I’ve been feral today. Must be the nice weather. Ugh

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

the entire world watching OKC lose game 7:

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@BGNHoops

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

This is the NBA playoffs this year.

#NBAPlayoffs
#OKC
#Knicks
#Flops

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

Me seeing @SHAQ’s comment on Chuck’s photo. @ESPNNBA

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@cleptocowgirl Bold of you to assume such a thing IN THIS ECONOMY!?

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@cavs @Redfin As a Cavs fan, I sit here like this.

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Brunson whenever someone makes a dumb foul on him

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@Hoopss $100k. No one wants that tiddlywink. GTFOH

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@l0finyc You’re right.

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

I’m fucking done with The Cavs.

Just piss poor ball movement and boxing out and boards.

Oh, btw, let’s leave Hart open every single fucking possession.

#LetEmKnow
#cavs

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@gabbgoudy @preethimasina Me watching The Cavs in the post season.

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@l0finyc Tbh, for Brunson to flop less in your past 12 games but I was wrong. 😞

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

@leafsnlifts What you have is perfect, imo. No enhancement is needed 😞 but I’ll support you in whatever you choose, queen! 🫶🏼

[Johnny Castle @HumidDogFart]

Had to turn that fuck ass game off from The @cavs

Pure embarrassment.

#letemknow