Jacob Roth 🇮🇱

Israel 🇮🇱 supporter, Red Sox fanatic, politics lover, movie watcher, pop-tart eater, also I had cancer once and I bring it up when I don’t want to do stuff.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

Before the ‘25 season, Rob Manfred met with Trump. The reporting from that was Manfred would continue to do whatever Trump wanted (ie. unbanning Pete Rose) in exchange for protection from immigration policies disrupting MLB business

This is why you don’t bargain with fascists

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@NYCMayor I’m not from NYC, I’m not an economist so I don’t have any idea if this will work, but does anyone else think it’s strange that it’s named after a dude who killed his grandma

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@middlebrooks Bipolar

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@NYCMayor what do you think about shark week?

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

doom don’t stand a chance in a beach off

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

“I’m engaged!” “I’m pregnant!” “I just bought a house!” yeah well my baseball team just won 9 games in a row and our 1B is playing in the Home Run Derby tonight

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@FlyFrontier You disrupted my travel plans

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

These assholes didn’t care that he had a Nazi tattoo, didn’t care after the first Sexual misconduct scandal, and are now saving face. I am so angry with this country. This man is a legitimate Nazi-raper, and everyone just seems to not care so they can “defeat Israel”.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Platner needs to drop out ASAP - these are awful, credible allegations.

Said on the pod after the (also credible) June NYT story that his biggest problem going forward would be credibility. It's now abundantly clear that he just hasn't been honest about his past and can't be trusted as a candidate for office.

Saving grace is that the party can find a replacement by the 27th as long as he drops by the 13th, which I very much assume he will.

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Graham Platner has almost every possible type of allegation now

-Racism (Nazi tattoo)
-Sexual abuse
-Pedophilia (Kik profile)
-Infidelity (sexting while married)
-Fraud (100% disabled but runs an oyster boat)
-Praised antisemitic conspiracy theorist

Biggest range I've ever seen

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@Braves like I’m not trying to be rude but are you guys just waiting for it to downpour

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

@camkasky Hey man, just because Platner has some good ideas doesn’t mean we should ignore the Nazi tattoo or the wife beating allegations. Maybe it’s not a good look to support him.

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

The nightmare before Christmas?

Try the nightmare before Shavuot, I’m locked in Synagogue and forgot my lactaid pills

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Opinion | The sonic boom heard in Boston is merely the aftershock of decades of racism

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

I celebrate Harambe day more than several Jewish holidays

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

Pokémon trainers be like: Help, my Pokémon’s sick he’s got the Hauntervirus

[Jacob Roth 🇮🇱 @Hummus_Supreme]

I’ve never done heroin but I have to assume the comedown is like being a Red Sox fan in 2026