Humphres

An entrepreneur/Sales n marketing expert/Environmental consultant/football fanatic/child of God

[Eric @amerix]

If you are an observant person,

A man who is keen, and concerned about his consciousness,

You will realise something unusual is happening,

There is a silent shift going on,

We are moving from an OWNERSHIP ECONOMY to a SUBSCRIPTION ECONOMY.

In a subscription economy, you own nothing, but you pay for goods and services which you consume,

For example,

Back in the 90s,

We bought and owned music hardware like cassettes and discs,

This ensured that the music hardware was yours and nobody would charge you a recurring monthly fee to play music,

We owned newspapers and kept them,

We bought and owned books,

We owned letters written to us,

We bought, and claimed ownership,

But this is changing, and it is concerning,

In a subscription economy, you own nothing, but you pay for it.

MKOPA phones and Electric bikes are examples of how we have lost ownership of what we have bought.

It will reach a time where,

• You won't make a call, unless you subscribe to a calling service, on top of buying airtime,

• You won't send an email unless you subscribe, or you will lose all your emails,

• You won't listen to music unless you pay a monthly subscription fee for streaming,

• You won't send a text or a WhatsApp message unless you subscribe to a monthly plan, or get used to annoying advertisements,

• You won't cook food unless you pay for a monthly gas subscription plan or pay double for electricity,

• You won't drink clean water unless you subscribe to a monthly water delivery plan.

Ultimately, you won't own land or a house or a cow,

You will own nothing, and you will never be happy.

You will become a slave of the subscription economy.

That day is coming.

If you are wise,

• Go to a rural area,

• Own land,

• Get solar,

• Sink a borehole,

• Keep poultry, cows, goats and sheep,

• Grow your food.

Don't sit in the city like sheep.

Freedom will be given to those who will defeat the subscription economy.

WAKE UP!

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Also,

Don't rant at your employer.

He employed you.

The day he employed you is the day to plan an exit strategy.

Don't be comfortable because of a salary.

Your employer can terminate your services.

Then, what next?

Where will you go?

Be wise!

#MasculinitySaturday

[Humphres @HumphoG]

@UnscriptedFooty Canada

[Eric @amerix]

Ruto is a man under siege.

He is crying for help.

He needs prayers.

He might appear tough in public but is silently frustrated and in pain.

He has been cornered. The filthy swamp has marooned him.

The June 25th protests disoriented him. He lost direction. He was stripped naked before the whole world.

Yet, he had only 1 job:

• To lift millions of Kenyans from disease, hopelessness, and poverty.

But he forgot this.

He forgot the hustlers, the church, and the youths who foisted him.

Immediately after he got into office, he fell into the dangerous trap of globalists like George Soros and Bill Gates, with the help of Meg Whitman.

Sir, you strut into government corridors with so much Chutzpah and hubris.

You disenfranchised the people.

The people don't like you anymore, no matter what you do or say.

Children don't like you.

Parents don't respect you.

Workers don't like you.

No citizen trusts you.

Raila will not help you.

Uhuru will not help you.

Only the people will help you.

Kenya's problem is not a lack of national unity.

Kenyans are united. The problem is that you are naked, people are telling you but you don't want to listen.

These politicians you are adding to your cabinet will devour you.

They will eat you for lunch.

Don't think they are there to help you. They are there to deflate you, hold you hostage, and finally, conduct a March of Ides, just like it was done to Julius Caesar.

Do you know who killed Julius Caesar?

It was Brutus.

Do you know who Brutus was?

Brutus was Julius Caesar's closest friend. He didn't kill Caesar because he hated him but because the Roman Republic had lost trust in Julius Caesar.

Brutus and his brother-in-law Cassius Longinus plotted the elimination of Caesar.

Caesar had defeated Cassius Longinus, and Caesar's biggest mistake was to bring Cassius into his fold of friends.

On 15th March 44 BC, during the March of Ides, Julius Caesar was assassinated by the people he dined with in the republic.

You have made a lot of blunders. Your political enemies have discovered that you are indecisive and weak.

Bloating your executive administration with political losers is the beginning of your end. You are afraid to stand firm and say, "enough is enough."

These politicians will compete and fight, and the government will be worse, chaotic, and sour.

You have surrounded yourself with Yamune dunderheads who will abandon you when your Brutus will choose a fork in the road.

I am advising you,

Do the right thing.

For the sake of your future,

- Disband the government.

- Dissolve the parliament.

It is only the voice of the people that will salvage you.

Do you know what Julius Caesar told his friend Brutus when the senators stabbed him (Caesar)?

He asked Brutus,

"Et tu, Brute?"

Do you also want to say:

"Akot inye nekitupche? Nepo moet aenge?"

I have told you. If you have ears, you have heard.

The lizard told the stone,

"Even if you pretend that you have not heard, I have told you."

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life. 😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

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[Humphres @HumphoG]

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[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Sunday sermon...

This song from the 80's caused ripples in the Catholic Church leading the Vatican to instruct Bishops in Zaire to muffle it. Mobutu also stepped in to gag the song. Most of us Africans who did not understand Lingala didn't know the meaning the song until recently when it was subtitled in English. This is a rendition of the original song but the lyrics and the music are unchanged. Watch and listen to find out why it was banned at that time.

[Humphres @HumphoG]

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[Humphres @HumphoG]

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[Humphres @HumphoG]

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[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A high body count:

- Tattoos to mask her ugliness & sexual trauma

- Slender, bony and rusty feet

- Sagging breasts but no baby

- Stretch marks on the calf

- Male friends that encroach on her privacy

- Wants a wedding urgently

- MC in a bar

#MasculinitySaturday

[Humphres @HumphoG]

@amerix Verified at last

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

I really don’t even know what I’m gonna do when rush hits a 100mill on YouTube, do I cry , do I jump ?? God 2 years ago I was just a small girl from Agbado ijaiye

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

Who would you support if Jalango and Babu Owino were running for president today?

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[Humphres @HumphoG]

Waaah!

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