Hungover Friends

We all say some pretty crazy shit when we are hungover. Here is some of the shit I've overheard. Tweet your hungover friend's sayings to get re-tweeted.

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

I have a step ladder. Still searching for my real ladder tho. #areyououtthere

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

Why do people expect me to get off the couch when there is a #BreakingBadMarathon on the go. #seriously

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

My COD K/D ratio is much more important to me than my text response time with my crush. #guyshit

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

The night is so young it could still be aborted

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

If you can walk into a hospital, you don't need to go to the hospital.

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

If I ever eat enough tofu to know it's over or under cooked, someone shoot me.

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

Lesbians have it so hard, they have to coordinate their periods.

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"You're definitely the bear friend.""What's that?" "You know, the person you push down before you run if the group was attacked by a bear."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"Today I learned to never motion to someone that you're going to brush your teeth, they will get the wrong impression."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"My life solely depends on the number of likes I get on facebook."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"Nothing says regret more than the email address you made as a kid."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"Put a bunch of sugar in my milk and now it's in the freezer. Can't wait for ice cream later."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"I hear instagram is coming out with contacts so that hipsters don't have to waste time taking pictures anymore."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"He's so confident with his sex ability he can rape people and they are ok with it by the end."

[Hannah O'Donnell @HannahRoseV2]

@HungoverFriends "Well, if you stick enough gerbils up there, they're bound to start dying."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"Is that how they make clouds?"

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"With great mustache comes great responsibility" #Movember

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"With bulk candy comes bulk responsibility."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"I think this is the first time anyone cared about Ohio for more than an hour."

[Hungover Friends @HungoverFriends]

"I guess it's true, once you go black..."