Hungry Banana

I am banan. Feer banan. Praze banan. Be banan.
Dad jokes and bad jokes made by a sad joke.

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#NationalTellAJokeDay What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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@BitsHammer Honestly, the whole "power of belief" ability the orks have is such a golden quirk in general.

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@BitsHammer True, but it's honestly funnier to think that it's not limited to only crafts. Instead of "kulture" like the orks, it's by Clan. One clan believes they're the best farmers, so their crops and cattle are larger and grow quicker, while another believes they're the best wizards, etc

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@BitsHammer -- it all. When in reality, they have a similar reality-warping abilities to the Orks in 40k. Dwarves BELIEVE that they're the best craftsmen, so everything Dwarven made is so much better compared to the same item made by a different race.

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@BitsHammer I know the reason behind it is always "they never caved in to mass consumerism and capitalistic corruption, so everything is built to last, and they've spent hundreds of years and generations to their craft", but I personally headcannon that that's THEIR justification behind--

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@TheJoslin_ @Big_E_of_Man Feels more like a Mortarion rant. Guess that means he was secretly woke pre-heresy? 🤣

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@LilNoiseMarine @BitsHammer @Tubbles4 "This crusade is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends"

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@PokeDubz

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@WICKED_Queen12 @larryredwing Never underestimate the ingenuity of a redneck. It might end in a hospital bill, but either way the job gets done and a story is ready to be told.

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@PUNPUNSAMURAI @LeafaBeam @SigmaActivity The gangs pulling up outside the dude's house:

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@punkittdev PLZ I NEED TO KNOW APPLE BLOOMS AND SUGAR BELLE'S REACTIONS PLZ PLZ PLZ

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@dadmann_walking Animals such as chimpanzees, dolphins, orcas, and crows, have their own "languages", dialects, and cultures. Also, look up "grass-in-ear behavior" if you REALLY want your mind blown.

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@cryptiplier LOL AS IF I'D EVER, I MEAN, WHO'S DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAY? I'M WAY TO SMART FOR THAT

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@HorseCarnival @kawaiiberpunk "And if that doesn't work, use more love."

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@JehseaLynn Can't complain too much.

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@KerriSmith2012 Hubert (Hugh) Mann

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How was Frankenstein able to make his monster?
By being well organ-ized.

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Despite popular belief, cucumbers are, in fact, not very cool.

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@epicdndmemes "CLERIC!"

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@TIMarkham Ba ba ba
Ba ba na na
POTATO-O-O

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What did the grape say when he was nearly stepped on?
Nothing, but he did let out a little wine.