Cupcake 🧸

Married not.

[Kerri @muyaaye_fr]

Being an evil wicked bitch after trying the nice girl gimmick for so long.

[ezzy @catwomanezzy]

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither was my hate for men

[Sheila @SheilaLMaina]

I'm clearly an old woman because incompetence gives me the ick.

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

Random ass attitudes I'm not your nigga

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

If you want to hide anything from me put in in Ruto’s speech.

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My top 5 horror movies:

1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion

[X-X @star_llone]

Ukiwa smart enough huwezani na upuzi iko corporate

[Michelle Aseka @AsekaMicheleLLB]

Do you guys find it insanely attractive when a man moves around with cash(( not like ati having money) but like having the hard cash in his wallet or sth. When he's going to pay for something and pays in cash instead of Mpesa or it's just me?😂Something so manly about it idk.

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

There’s nothing in life you should be doing with a nonchalant man

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

Pregnancy and postpartum is not something one should do with a nonchalant man.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby

[🌸🧚‍♀️ @HerAfterDark18]

I love when someone just wants to lay down and suck on my nipples while he plays with my moist coochie 😩

[angel🎀 @angellailah_yG]

i love a nigga who don't let me cut him off 😂😂😂.
fight for my love bae

[Phyllll @kueenfupanda]

You blink and it’s Luteal phase all over again

[Too Early For Sells @Jaduongmusa]

Ruto counting his remaining votes now that KTN exposed the Uganda plan, and Wicknell Chivayo is dead.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Helicopter pilot: “We’ve been sent by Kasongo, your good friend, to pick you up.”

Dangote:

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

guys in the talking stage when you post a picture without sending it to them first

[Debbie's Diary ❤️ @sayheytopresh]

Been kissing for an hour and you are still asking me to play with your dick before it stands ,gtf out of my face ,you impotent.

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family: