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[PISTOLPETE6968 @Hunt56Skank]

@Lamineeyamal__ great goal son

[PISTOLPETE6968 @Hunt56Skank]

@McIlroyRory bit late but just wanna say huge congrats on your Masters victory. Absolutely deserved, enjoy the win.

[PISTOLPETE6968 @Hunt56Skank]

@bryan_johnson @talmagejohnson_ THIS IS MENTAL

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.

Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.

[PISTOLPETE6968 @Hunt56Skank]

Thinking about lunging at one of my friends. Pretty sure she’s on a plate but is it worth the risk? #plshelp

[Zara Hunnable @HunnZara]

It's not until I go to France to realise how bad I am at French