🧜🏻‍♂️ Lazarus Van Zandt 🦑

Lazarus Van Zandt • Gen X • Native Texan • Moderate • Near Death Survivor • Manager of Champions • NO DM UNLESS YOU ARE A WRESTLING PROMOTER 🇺🇦

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@Salman_ganai_2 @notbetty4ever I am far more domésticos than my girlfriend and my ex-wife.

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@albeertagirl 1977

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@geostylegeo They do.

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@MysterySolvent Guess where that thumb has been.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr The only truth is up your a$$.

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@MayoIsSpicyy I wonder what he whispers.

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@geostylegeo Not anymore

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@laurenboebert Oh the fucking irony.

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@geostylegeo 8

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@geostylegeo It’s why I quit a lot of them.

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@SeveralMadmen @Spawn_03 …more like giving one.

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She’s overcompensating her guilt.

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@Shazza_McKenzie She deserves title shots galore.

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@AuthorJFuller Very well…since it’s now Saturday.

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@GregAbbott_TX Thief, you have made cost of living sky high with your shenanigans and blamed others for your treachery.
Grow a pair and take some responsibility.
#VoteBlueNotQ

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@mentalcasemama Rum and Sprite Zero

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@MysterySolvent Pig Sty

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@ksorbs Does it hurt being so dumb? Seriously? Do you say things and just instantly regret how dumb they are or is your stupidity so tied with your ignorance it doesn’t faze you anymore?

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

How did it go from, “Elon Musk is an Illuminati who’s teaming up with the military/industrial complex to kill my gas powered pickup truck,” to “Elon Musk is the savior of free speech!” ?

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@MayoIsSpicyy Oh Lordy don’t give Vince McMahon any ideas.