Dean Winchester.

ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs? ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ᴄᴏᴍᴇs. | 21+ | #MV | #MS | PARODY | #ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

“Driver picks the music, Shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

- Sam’s big brother
- Castiel’s pain in the ass
- Lover of pie
- Dean Winchester
- Lit/Desc
- 18+
- DM’s open for plotting.
#ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 24 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 24 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 24 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 24 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

Valentines, yall.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

// EU folks!

If y’all have got accounts that haven’t been active on in over 6 months, you’ll need to post on them as twitter is going to start deleting them.

You’ve got until 11th December to log in to prevent removal.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 24 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

// 💔

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

|| You ruined my life.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

Lies on @its_me_sam_.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

// i really need to catch up on SPN but I’m still pissed over them killing Crowley and don’t know if I can deal

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

@its_me_sam_ That’s... Nice.

Side eyes and raises a beer towards Sam.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

@its_me_sam_ Is he dead and in heaven or is Sam running a fever?

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

He’s got pie and ice pops.

Today is a good day.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 24 May 2012).
And you? https://t.co/WT3KBFqX4G

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

/loud/ yawning.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

// kinda forgot about this account. Whoops.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

@CastielNotNovak He shifts just slightly away from Cas because, c’mon, personal space.

“No idea. I was thinking maybe a supply run or something. We need to stock up on more stuff.”

There was a slight yawn that left him before slowly moving to his feet.

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

@CastielNotNovak “I am thankful...”

There was a slight grumble to the words, though.

“Uh, not sure where Sam is. I think he’s off doing some recon and I’m here alone. You’re welcome to join me, though.”

[Dean Winchester. @HunterKillerD]

@CastielNotNovak “Yeah, but pain is part of being human. Sometimes you gotta take the lumps and bumps.”

He was grateful, though. He wouldn’t have been much use today with that killer hangover.