Hunter

Yeah in like 6th grade.

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Probably Play around with toys and have fun with toys probably

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

i am a zoologist and i have made an amazing discovery

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

My 4-year old son can shoot blood out of his eyes when agitated 😂💗 Mamas, any advice?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Obama library is a Halo 3 map

[HowlingSkunkApe @Gigantorifficus]

🔊

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just outbid a young couple expecting their first kid on a 3/2 with 1,400 sq ft

I got their number for when it’s ready to rent so they get first dibs

Doing the right thing feels nice

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming