Robot Cowboy

embrace the meteor

[Mike Lindell Saves America V2 @BigAreolaEnjoyr]

Just bought some shit at the gas station and it was $9.11 and the Arab running the place says "Alright, nine eleven woah not good how about nine dollars and eleven cents" lmfao

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

"This is how it happens, isn't it, Pete? A guy leans on a guy. And suddenly a lesbian bar in Greenfield just lifts its mask mandate."

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

“How’s this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two.”

“What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?”

“I reckon you’ll get lots of things for free when you’re proper rockstars. This might be your ticket.”

[superbatiscanon @killugoniscanon]

New look at Jesus Christ on the set of ‘THE BIBLE’

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Piggy is the cyclops? Huh? she’s Pignelope. Sweetums is the cyclops—are you stupid? Janice is clearly Calypso. Fozzie the bard. Sam Agamemnon, Kermit and Robin speak for themselves. Then like Tom Berenger is Antinous. AI slop. You fool. You heretic. Bernadette Peters is Athena

[La Morra Lisa @LaMorraLisa]

viendo la odisea en auténtico IMAX, que recorta lo que ve el mísero público general y deleita mis ojos únicamente con las exclusivas visiones superior e inferior comprensibles solo por un verdadero cinéfilo

[Bryn, Muppet Enthusiast @Brynbikes]

Gave us this great @pants moment too

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

the guy posting this is one of the right wingers who sits on here all day fearmongering about crime!

and then he has the nerves to post this!

you’re one of the reasons why this tourist thought this about America!

[vint serp @ZackMaril]

former dnc chairs don't even try to win primaries anymore they just look at you like this

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

The Platner-Collins race is pretty Kingian tbh. Phony baloney evil soul-pit machine politician with an evilish relationship history vs. dim witted, emotionally unstable guy who has undeniably done some very bad things but who the audience ultimately sympathizes with

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Think about all the column inches and headlines devoted to Graham Platner over the past week versus Ken Paxton and then tell me again we have a ‘liberal’ media.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

"It's Holland, he's saying the new Spider-Man movie has to be good!"

"He SAID that? What the fuck is he talking about?"

"I don't know! He says Nolan's movies are good and Spider-Man movies should be good!"

"I'm gonna be sick."

"Ok think. Maybe we can...what do we do"

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Went to see “Backrooms”. No one else in the theater said anything the entire time. Made it extremely awkward when I expressed MY authentic reactions to each moment of the film. Got so uncomfortable I had to leave.

We are so atomized now—even in *a movie theater* of all places.

[Covie @covie_93]

New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel....

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is so good. He is constantly hammering down on the exact details of what makes the modern built environment so fucked up an alienating. All that stuff that makes me feel insane because i can't properly articulate it, he articulates.