longarm skinny

Not bad for three kids in a trench coat

[maggie z. 🎀 @zhuphilia]

hearing stuff like this as a zoomer feels akin to learning that dragons, mermaids, and other fantastic mythical beasts had been part of the fossil record all along

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I drink mormon amounts of soda

[JW @luxurycorndog]

tried vacuum shopping and every single box was giving reba holiday keto magazine cover

[michael wave @michael___wave]

someone finally mashed up the tiny things we know to be small and the darkest wife

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

rdr live is why drag race doesn’t win emmys anymore

[the intellectual cowboy @rubysapphrald]

why was he drawing the cast of 30 rock as the league of extraordinary gentlemen

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

This insane opener my god.

[julia @eathedocument]

blaming CHAPPELL ROAN for america bombing iran…we are reaching new levels of misogyny previously not thought possible

[Kate Willett @katewillett]

I am very sorry that her daughter was murdered but we don’t get to grieve by picking an unrelated person of the same race to spend the rest of their life in a concentration camp.

[Zach @zachsgotlife]

Clock it

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Shoulder length beach waves? In the 60s?

[Jack Fisher @MarvelMaster616]

If Rogue loses her accent…we riot. Plain and simple. #XSpoilers

[Fabian Hebestreit @fabsolutely]

Funnier pronoun jokes in 1964 than anything that Nazi Twitter comes up with today

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.