Hurk

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[call me cismale @clamatoes]

Do you guys remember Charles Barkley saying he thinks ghosts are like dogs insofar as they just kinda do things “arbitrarily”

[Dr. Fiasco @bungled_fiasco]

❌Myth: White people have cousins.

✅Fact: White people do not have cousins.

[sadie @21031i22]

Pepperjack cheese is the cigarette of the mouse

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

woody allens star studded ensemble cast will include mormom kablingy, jokalev baboioioing, palomir visectomiy and jemima kirk

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber

[Mr Knight @MrMoonKnightXD]

"Director del Caballero de los Siete Reinos y el escritor de Andor

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

"89 Backpack" has been crowned the winner of Fat Bear Week 2026 after a close final

He is the son of former 2019 champion Holly

[Garrett Flip @yinshiren2024]

The two biggest weirdos in the zoo, hahaha.

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

this is 10% shit
20% fart
15% homer lisa maggie and bart
5% flanders
50% moe
and 100% reason to remember the d’oh

[Variety @Variety]

#GodzillaMinusZero first reactions are calling the sequel "jaw-dropping," an "overwhelming achievement" and a “glorious continuation of the first film.”

"Toho should win another Oscar for this film. Should be nominated for best picture."

https://t.co/7AKM6r4RRK

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

They said they Wanna see the toys 🤥😹 OK then 💯🙈🙉

[punished ctg @CTGvvon11]

This is the shit Mussolini was doing while Hitler was being attacked on 3 fronts

[KRad @kradmacher]

We’ve reached the singularity.

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[kchoudhu @kchoudhu]

This is SO good.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

my scheming eunuch can outmaneuver your scheming eunuch