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@KeithMalinak "If you want the rainbow, you've got to part with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of tits."- David Brent

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@realDailyWire https://t.co/lYtEUGo5Fm

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@KeithMalinak Merlin Olsen what?

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@stclairashley Oh, wait, really!? Fuck it then, yell Dan yell!!!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Wow that's crazy. Well give him points for honestly at least

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

George Carlin had a point!

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@KeithMalinak Try this....🖕

[The Cocaína 🐂🀄️ @MrNukemCocaine]

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@KeithMalinak @karenfernandini #TotalCunt

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@tedcruz Yeah, of course RIP Bob Dole, now get your asses back to work politicians that includes you Ted.

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@KeithMalinak "Oh, Gary you told me you were combing your hair!"

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@RubinReport Racist bitch!

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

A woman just sneezed on the plane. According to Covid protocol I’m supposed to open the emergency exit door and push her out, right?

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@AlexKnight_1991 She's so hot ;)

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@libsoftiktok Wow, so funny how many times did he rehearse that?

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@libsoftiktok Wow, he's so smart, glasses and all.

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@hardhatintellec Yeah, but climate change.

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@stclairashley I heard they are changing the name Covid to Fat Fuck Fever?