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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé on Mbappé comments: “There’s nothing into it. These are small social media discussions”.

“I’m not into it. I’m 29, I don’t have any time for these things”.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Rodri leaving Manchester City’s 115 charges to join Barcelona’s Negreira Case:

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

On Instagram men see women's pics

On Twitter men read women's thoughts

[STEVEN @mash_sir]

Baba @Railaodinga tuongeleshe ama nikule sofaset

[LOGO🧲 @officiall_logo]

But Arsenal useless Ohhh !!

How can you win the Premier league and finish as a Champions league finalist yet none of your players are in the Ballon d’Or conversation 😭😭

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Poverty aki.... my bro amewai tupaka Robb kwa uso juu hatukua namafuta yakujipaka nakwambia hatukua tunaona njia tukienda shule nikulia tu 😭 😂😂

[Big Dawg @MalackMmoja]

'Anaingia nyasi ' a Karen babe can't use such a term

[Lawizzy🇧🇪 @Lawizzy470802]

I just witnessed a 16 years old Chelsea fan ask a 48 years old Arsenal fan what he knows about Champions league 😭😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sisi Ndio Nabii.

[Mr. Kaplan @Kamaitha]

Everyone involved gets a baby. The nurse, the gynae, the medical intern, the cleaner.. kila mtu ashikilie wake. I am only leaving with one.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Ama Foden hakutoka? 🤣🤣

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Serikali inahimiza yeyote aliye na habari kuhusiana na jamaa huyu aliyenaswa na kanda zetu za CCTV akipora runinga hapo sebuleni, apige ripoti kwa kituo cha polisi kilichoko karibu. Halkadhalika, eneo la sebuleni limepigwa marufuku huku uchunguzi kubaini wizi huo ukianzishwa.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Uku kupepetwa si mbaya.

Kitu mbaya Ni kuona reply inasema "imepenya sindio?" Ukireply.

😂😂

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

“Si wewe umeuza sana hadi haiwezi simamisha mkojo”

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

Msupa anafungua simu every 5 minutes kuclear notifications za mpesa kwa sababu zimejaza simu. Kwanza apo quotes naona watu wanaeka zeros mingi kweli kweli, kumbe shida ya nchi yetu ni Ruto na wamama wenye wivu

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

BREAKING: Man Utd agree £24m deal to sign Robin van Persie from Arsenal. 4-yr deal, terms & medical in next 48 hours #bbcfootball #afc #mufc

[Mzi No Rizz @MzingayeNkala23]

Doctors would go for months without Pay if I’m ever put in charge of state funds

[craveyard🧩 @wiggymal]

But how do you actually stop a girl on the road and get her number?