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» She conquered her demons and wore her scars like wings || Beautiful Disaster || {|RP||Human||Parody|} #Velody

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Dear Diary,

the past is a nice place. I don't want to erase nor cry over it but I don't want to be stuck on it either.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

ELENA. LESS TEA AND MORE EATING.

[𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. @AestheticFlare]

@kmsation @HushedGaiety @Ezelleuse @FuelMyDarkness Now now, a tea before apocalypse happens.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Who does?

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

But has a drinking problem. That's not helpful either...

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Say it again for the people in the back. Who would have thought we would live to see the day where Damon Salvatore would say those words?

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

... I told you to quit with the drugs, Thomas. They're making you hallucinate way too much.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@kmsation @AestheticFlare Can we have a food contest? I believe we've got the winning team right here.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

I'mma need people to gather around the table now and come stuff their faces with me, else I'll become a pig myself...

[clddp. @kmsation]

Dig in like there’s no tomorrow. ••

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@ALifeOfChaos Awesome. Can't wait!

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@ALifeOfChaos I'm gonna need for you to tell me if he's had the BIG presents yet. So I don't spoil the surprise for him.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@FeralHowler » being on today's special occasion.] See? I can also be extra nice today to you.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Thousands of little birdies have been humming all day long that today is your special day, @FeralHowler but I figure you have noticed that by now 'cause you're one clever puppy. [Petting your head a few times before pinching your cheeks.] I know how much you enjoy my presence »

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@FeralHowler You know what, Tyler? I could be Cinderella on the weekends and talk to all my animal friends. Having them whisper things to me like this because they already know how many of them there are, so no need for me to do the count.

[Clings to you like the koala bear I feel like »

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Done* not down.... stupid phone....

Buried deep down is how he wishes for us to be.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

» high pitched and incessant whining in unison for ten minutes straight (yes, we practiced for your big day, you may thank us later). Clearing my throat once we were down.] Happy birthday, you doofus! Best birthday present yet. We know.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

» and my whinning (you can thank @SombreHysteria for that) so I thought I could give you the best birthday present ever. [Opening the door behind me so you can receive @NocturnalPlume and @AVioletShadow. Jumping up and down extremely excited before the three of us begin our »

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Who needs friends when urbandictionary has your back?

[Urban Dictionary @urbandictionary]

@HushedGaiety Elena: The most beautiful girl you have ever met. She loves givin... https://t.co/Xz2G3wsB79

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@FeralHowler @Wingedreamer @SombreHysteria @destellarum I'm always a phone call away. When I pretend I don't have reception, it actually means I'm just avoiding you, Tyler. But today won't be your lucky day for it doesn't suit me.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Wouldn't I know.

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

Elena @urbandictionary

[Eʟᴇɴᴀ. | Parody @HushedGaiety]

@SanctifyThySins Didn't you say you missed me? I'm only making you regret it so you choose your words wisely next time.