The hardest part of a break up with someone where you broke up with for yourself is that you can’t really communicate the pain because everything around you if getting better
I got dress coded at the airport because some old lady complained my skirt was too short and it did the exact opposite of her intention. My ego has never been bigger, literal icon behaviour
Some man in my neighbourhood drives around in a low ridder every Sunday night listening to Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye on repeat for hours. I have nothing funny to comment about this but there is something really comforting about that blasting through the window now.
Watching this bartender try and sell this pear martini to this customer is killing me
“you gonna get a lot of pear, and a ton of vodka but mainly notes of pair.”
Please as a society can we vote this little tooth as the number one Sanrio guy so we can have more content staring this guy
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