HuskLikeTheCorn

Likes: Clowns, Rafi, Taco and Ghouls Dislikes: Carbs, Big Crabs, Magicians

[HuskLikeTheCorn @HuskDaddy]

Crying while siting in the middle seat of the plain is a real Icon moment

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thinking of this at this time

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The hardest part of a break up with someone where you broke up with for yourself is that you can’t really communicate the pain because everything around you if getting better

[HuskLikeTheCorn @HuskDaddy]

Men will be like I don’t wanna break your heart when you were literally about
to be someone whole ass wife a week ago! Slow down king

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No bigger ick than seeing a man cut a bad promo

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What if we kissed after you hit me with a spinebuster? 🥺 👉👈🥺

[HuskLikeTheCorn @HuskDaddy]

Bought to hit triple B
B - Bake (chicken)
B - Buzz Ball
B - BATHTIME

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I got dress coded at the airport because some old lady complained my skirt was too short and it did the exact opposite of her intention. My ego has never been bigger, literal icon behaviour

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Becky lynch in her newsie era EXTRA EXTRS RESD ALL ABOUT NEWS BOY BEATS UP BRITNEY SOEADS IMPERSONATOR

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Some man in my neighbourhood drives around in a low ridder every Sunday night listening to Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye on repeat for hours. I have nothing funny to comment about this but there is something really comforting about that blasting through the window now.

[HuskLikeTheCorn @HuskDaddy]

Drake right now

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Watching this bartender try and sell this pear martini to this customer is killing me

“you gonna get a lot of pear, and a ton of vodka but mainly notes of pair.”

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Please as a society can we vote this little tooth as the number one Sanrio guy so we can have more content staring this guy

https://t.co/0cgSjlAWLh #サンリオキャラクター大賞 #サンちゅっ♡ #キャラ大

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Jojo siwa dropping anew song right before wrestlemania feels suspect 👀👀👀

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Getting the Karaoke Circuit tea

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When I say “Im protecting my peace” what I really mean is I don’t wanna do that

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What if we got drunk and I took you back to my place and I showed you my webkinz

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Already in tears before pitbull has even come out

[HuskLikeTheCorn @HuskDaddy]

I’ve never been healthier, I have a job I love and make a wage that is livable and I’m about to see my hero @pitbull live in California #Blessed