The Despicable Elf

Pronouns: F/That.

[Jum @JesterJum]

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@jasonrantz It's an irrelevant rag. Truly worthless.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@seattletimes You publish a rag of declining relevance. Do us a favor and go out of business.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@AnnieAndrewsMD I'm so impressed. You did your job. And you are well paid. I have weekends off but I worked. I did my job.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@Basedgoymemes Jeet trash.

[SheepDog Society LLC @SDSLLC_USA]

I ate some vegetarian food today and honestly, it wasn't that bad.

Did you know that lettuce and tomato pairs pretty well with a bacon cheeseburger?

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🌩 An incredible sunset over Nebraska is going viral online

The footage was captured today in Sidney, Nebraska, during a powerful storm.

The photographer managed to capture a massive supercell — one of the rarest and most spectacular types of storm clouds. These systems are often responsible for the strongest tornadoes, giant hail, and extreme rainfall.

Looks more like a scene from a disaster movie than real life.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Hey .@elonmusk

can you buy Canada?

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@BasilTheGreat Good.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@libsoftiktok Hard rule: NEVER go to an Indian doctor.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@libsoftiktok And, thank you for that.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

The heroes who stormed the beaches of Normandy to fight against tyranny must never be forgotten.

Generations have enjoyed freedom thanks to those in uniform and all who helped.

On the 82nd anniversary of D-Day, and always, we continue to remember and honor their legacies. 🇺🇸

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸Remember this when the midterms come around.🇺🇸

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@pervitinyummy I have not and never will go to an Indian doctor. I learned this the hard way.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@neetu_arnold I have an idea: let's throw more $ at public teacher unions, implement no metrics or accountability, and simplify it all with "it's for the children".

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

Who the f is Emmanuel Acho? F him.

https://t.co/9pur2mm0xK

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

“We need immigrants to grow our economy.”

“We need immigrants for doctors and engineers.”

“We need immigrants for our declining birth rates.”

“We need immigrants to atone for empire and colony.”

“We need immigrants for strength.”

All lies, lies, lies.

[The Despicable Elf @HuskyDeplorable]

@MD_pause Sorry, but no way in hell will I willingly be seen by an Indian physician. Never have. Never will.

[Pat Harrigan @PatHarriganNC]

Brave Americans have died for that flag and everything it represents.

So when an elected official, who is now running for Congress, turns their back on the Pledge of Allegiance, not once, but as a habit, I don't need to hear the explanation. The gesture says everything.

We can disagree on policy. That's the entire point of a government built from representatives of vastly different constituencies. Disagreement is healthy. Contempt for the country you were elected to serve is not.

There's a floor here, and it isn't complicated: if you hold public office in the United States, you owe the country basic respect.

That flag belongs to every American. And to every Veteran buried under one.

My colleagues on both sides of the aisle should be willing to say so plainly. Are you?