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[HyperboleFound @HyperboleFound]

@IAmSteveHarvey Wow thanks for the shitty advice

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

So let me get this straight…

Republicans have the majority but decided to cancel their own majority by going home early until after the midterms.

We’re supposed to get ourselves motivated to go vote for a bunch of turds who won’t even show up to work?

That’s a tough sell.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The community note to end all community notes.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

What the hell are we doing?

This mother stabbed her sons Russell, 11, and Ben, 9, then injured herself. Their father found them in their beds.

She had searched online about killing herself and the kids. Yesterday the Supreme Court still found her not criminally responsible due to psychotic depression.

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Remember when you needed a vaccine passport to enter a coffee shop while millions of unvaccinated came into the county and went on welfare?

[Pochi @misspicy___]

Nunca enloquecer y mudarse a Cuba o Palestina no?

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@BigGuts7 @Killjoy3879 @nhamaguc For sure dude I’m the weird one here

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@BigGuts7 @Killjoy3879 @nhamaguc That’s crazy no you don’t

[Kameron Waters @kameronwaters]

This is happening right now in New York.

Thousands of people transferring their sins into live chickens. Then the chickens are slaughtered and sent to the same stores as any other chicken.

Someone is eating a bird a stranger used as a vessel for their guilt. 🧵 (film link in thread)

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@Slatzism The Sads as a defense certainly is effective these days

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@BigGuts7 @Killjoy3879 @nhamaguc You’re someone that has no idea what they’re talking about. Little dinky simple Twitter is 600MB itself and it’s a nothing app

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@nhamaguc So make a Trilogy Pack and I’ll buy that. I want both physical and digital versions for myself

[Christ-chan @christ_chan__]

"We are no longer correcting mistaken orders due to changing consumer habits"

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

And there it is. Just as I predicted. They’re canceling Congress tomorrow to avoid the vote on IMPEACHING @SecWar. It will also make it harder for us to reach 218 signatures on the Epstein Discharge Petition before the election. We were at 190+ signatures last night.

[ゲヘイロ笹森／カポエイラ・テンポ笹森道場 @guerreirosasa]

東京ゲームショウ2026！
今年もビジネスデーに参加🎮️

このあたりにセフィロスの気配を感じる…
#ゲヘイロ後ろ

[Neuralink @neuralink]

A beautiful surprise

[Feel Good Daily @feeelgooddaily]

An American photographer filmed a wolf begging for food from a grizzly. The gray wolf saw the meat and in an instant turned into a playful puppy begging for a piece.

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

17% of Zoomers being NEETs is a horrifying statistic that spells doom for the American project.

An entire generation experiencing a Great Depression while geriatrics frolic and vacation around the world, calling it a golden age while the young are quietly strangled to death.

[HyperboleFound @HyperboleFound]

@chiisaistars I wasn’t worried

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@mattvanswol Rinos give up their power once again when they have it. Shocker